brown girl flailing

Maori. Fat. Feminist. Fangirl. Queer. Aromantic. Down days. Sterek trash. J2-centric. Uppity native. Angry brown girl.

[klbmsw]

[griffinsanddragons]

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

[sickandisgusting]

Being a writer is writing 3,000 words at 4 in the morning and then not touching your work for a month

[caitlin-elias]

panic! at the keyboard

[official-lucifers-child]

unnecessary callout boy

[queefybuttcheeks]

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!

[tearlessrain]

afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona

[tearlessrain]

they come in exactly two flavors and they are “35 year old midwesterner who wants to sell you some essential oils”

and “wizard in disguise who isn’t even trying”

[tearlessrain]

WAIT I just found a third kind and it’s “your state alchemy license is getting revoked”

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[soyoumusik]

And that’s why it’s my favorite

[marypsue]

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.

[piscesintherain]

And sometimes it’s 95 things that canon did wrong, nailed to a door.

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

martin luther was onto something

[rosesisupposes]

“95 Things The Catholic Church Got Wrong And The One Thing It Got Right”

54 chapters, 423k words, slow burn

[pimenita]

Me: wow this game has so much replayability

Me: *plays exactly the same character and storyline 84 times*

[janeinthetitle]

Where’s that “I’m in the post and I don’t like it” thing when I need it.

[unclefather]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you ever read a fandom post thats intended for seasoned consumers of a piece of media youve never even heard of and theyre carefully dissecting problems with the politics of said media and using names and making academic points and you have no idea whats going on whatsoever but you cant stop reading because youre already most of the way through an eight paragraph post so youre just sitting there like

[sistertaxon]

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

[thedreadpiratejames]

[exdestinyschildmember]

I’m in love y'all

[amarguerite]

I went out for drinks with some coworkers as tomorrow’s my last day at the job, and asked one I didn’t know super well about his pet rabbit

“My girlfriend had it since she was a teenager,” said he. “It has kind of a weird name as a result.”

“Oh yeah? It’s not like, Jessica Rabbit, or something from Watership Down, is it?”

“No, no, it’s just… its name is Plot.”

I had a horrible moment where I was choking on my Jack and Coke cry-laughing with all the hilarity of the mild intoxicated person who really needs to order some barfood. Sadly, no one else got that my coworker had a literal plotbunny.

[arandomguy163]

Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

[berlynn-wohl]

star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho

[ismenetruth]

that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse

[berlynn-wohl]

try the synthpop again

[lillyjetaime-blog]

Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.

[ohnomarvel]

Me writing fanfiction: Thank you for reading! I’ll post the next chapter soon!