the x reader "consumers" on tumblr lowk are so entitled, i said consumer bcs these people do nothing to support the writers but complain about FREE fanfics that other people write for FUN and for the LOVE of the game. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
i'm so tired of you people who can only pressure these writers, make memes, and ridicule them for writing something that was not fit to your standards or liking.
you don't even write or contribute anything to the community, don't even support or atleast reblogs to the writers you actually like.
stop filling the tags with your consistent complaints about the fanfics that obviously wasn't meant for you (not to your liking) and start learn how to write.
playing Tomodachi Life when you're not an artist or creative at all 💔 Nintendo idc if i have to pay for online, pls add an update like in Animal Crossing where people can upload their creations and share them 💔
Obsession is such a good movie and ever since I've watched it, I've lowkey been trying to find a JJK x reader fic where either one of the JJK men uses it or the reader does and ofc chaos ensues... anyone else? 🫣
This took so long but I wanted to try this at least once.
Word count over 3,000, my longest post yet!
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
It takes him a long time to start being affectionate with you, he’s just not used to it anymore. He isn’t that big on physical affection, but at home his hand is glued to your waist whenever possible and after some time in your relationship, he can’t stop kissing the top of your head. Doesn’t really like PDA.
He much prefers showing that he cares about you! Listens very intently whenever you tell him something and watches your expressions closely. It was a little intimidating at the beginning but you realized he’s doing it out of genuine interest in you and what you’re talking about. It’s also easier to catch any hidden meanings behind your words while looking into your eyes.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
The only way to get close to him is by working with him, preferably in his own team. He doesn’t want other people to get too attached to him and vice versa, it’s too dangerous. But he’s still human obviously, so if you linger around after meetings he’d enjoy the company. You’re already in the mafia, it wouldn’t hurt to get closer to you, right? You’d have to start most conversations as he’s not the most talkative person. But even if you only get short answers out of him, he still appreciates your presence.
He’s good at feeling your mood shift and is very in tune with your emotions once he knows you well. He really cares about his team’s well-being and has deep respect for them, so the same goes for you. He always has your back and is good at telling what you’re thinking about, he’s observant.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He really likes it when you rest your head on his chest while laying down in bed with his arm wrapped around your waist. Also likes being the big spoon. But the first one is likely the only position he can fall asleep in, he feels way too hot otherwise. If you want to cuddle any other way he’d do it as long as he’s the one holding you, but as soon as he gets too sweaty he’d switch positions or just fall asleep next to you without physical contact.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Maybe he could settle down with you one day after the whole mafia business is over. It would haunt him for the rest of his life, but a quiet life somewhere near the sea would do him good. He’d like to move back to Sicily, somewhere where his family wouldn’t find him. Risotto does miss them but after all the lives he’s taken he couldn’t bear seeing them again.
He’s alright at cooking, his food is tasty with the perfect amount of seasoning but he never cooks anything fancy. Most of the time he eats some type of pasta.
His apartment is kind of empty, he only has the most necessary furniture and doesn’t see the point in decorating. But it would be clean! Immediately cleans the dishes when he’s done eating because he doesn’t know when he’ll get back home and definitely doesn’t need any flies or in the worst case mold greeting him when he returns TT.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Prepares himself mentally for days in advance, he needs to be mentally checked out already to not feel absolutely horrible in the moment. He says he needs to talk to you and then tells you very curtly, Risotto can be very direct. He hopes that if he doesn’t make it seem like a big deal you might not have a very big reaction, which would only make it even more difficult for him to push his feelings down. Tells you the reasoning behind his decision (most likely his job) because if he’s already telling you this rudely, you definitely deserve to know. But after that he’s not open to talking about it any longer in fear of being persuaded by you to stay, he’s already made his decision, tells you he’s sorry and leaves.
If you’re on his team he wouldn’t treat you with less respect than before, but he definitely avoids being alone in the same room with you.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
He’s not getting married in his line of work, no way. Even if you’re in the mafia, it’s just too dangerous to him - he knows from experience how easy it is to find out basically everything about someone’s life and he doesn’t want people to find that connection between you two.
If he wasn’t in the mafia, he’d want to get married for sure. He was a very family-oriented person in the past and has always longed for a deep connection with his significant other. But he believes you can have a fulfilling relationship without being married to each other. Will promise you he’s yours forever, just without all of the paper stuff.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He’s a little rough around the edges when it comes to relationships. He hasn’t been in a serious one ever since he joined the mafia so he needs a little time to get used to being with someone again. As an assassin, gentleness is not something he deals with daily, if at all. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not rude to you or anything and he definitely treats his partner with respect but just give him a little time to warm up. Not just to the emotional aspect of a relationship, but also to get used to gentle and loving physical touch again.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He rarely initiates them, maybe if you’re feeling bad and he knows it makes you feel better, but he prefers giving reassuring back rubs while sitting next to you whenever you pour your heart out to him. You know the ones where someone caresses the entirety of your back slowly? He’d be super gentle, his hands are probably huge and warm as well. He doesn’t like sugarcoating his words and prefers staying realistic and gives you his honest opinion and advice. But back to the prompt!
If he does hug you, he’ll gently hold your head against his chest or shoulder and wrap his other arm around you and stay that way for a long while. Also hugs you from the back whenever you’re occupied with something and he comes up to you out of boredom, he likes looking at what you’re doing over your shoulder. Even as someone who isn’t crazy about physical touch he needs it sometimes. But you’ll only get these hugs when it’s just the two of you.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
You’d probably have to start saying it first. If you do, and he feels like he truly does love you back, he will say so.
The first time he decided to finally say it first he nonchalantly told you after he kissed you goodbye when you were about to leave his place after spending the night. Or at least he meant to say it nonchalantly, but his tone was way softer than intended. Apparently he’s not very good at hiding his feelings for his loved one.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
He’s very secure in your relationship and doesn’t get jealous easily. Whenever he is, he just tells you that he doesn’t like how close you are to whoever he’s jealous of but doesn’t make a big deal out of it. If he notices you seeking someone else’s attention he probably wouldn’t even blame you that much. Sure, he might think it’s a little disrespectful to your relationship depending on how far you go, but he secretly blames himself a bit for not giving you enough of what you need from him.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
His kisses are firm, if you’re smaller than him he’d tilt your chin up with his hand. Also lovesss kissing your forehead or the top of your head if possible, he keeps his lips pressed against you for a couple of seconds. Sometimes when you’re alone and sitting next to each other he takes your hand and lifts it to his lips to kiss it without saying anything. Likes being kissed on his jaw! Most likely would never kiss you in front of his team, he wants to stay professional.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
He doesn’t mind them, they are scared of him anyway. I don’t see him as the type to get annoyed by their screaming and crying, he understands they’re just kids after all.
When he was younger he was very loved by the kids in his family and neighborhood, like a big brother figure. He always took even the most insignificant of problems seriously and thought that no matter how young someone is, if they are upset by something they should be taken seriously.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Most of the time his assassinations are carried out in the evening or night and his sleep schedule is all messed up because he wakes up as soon as people start making noise outside. He doesn’t feel like laying in bed wide awake but you might be able to make him stay for a bit longer if you cuddle up to him. Expect him to be a little groggy in the morning. He’s not very chatty in general, but he’s completely silent in the morning.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Like I mentioned above, he’s likely not home at night or comes home way past midnight. On the rare occasion he is at home, he loves spending a quiet and relaxing evening with you. He’s very glad you’re there, normally he’d start thinking about how his life turned out when he is alone. Please give him a massage or take a bath with him, he desperately needs to rest.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
It takes a VERY long time for him to open up even just a tiny bit and the amount of trust he’d have to have in you is huge. It’s very obvious that he doesn’t trust easily due to how little at a time he tells you. Always just tiny aspects about his personal life to gauge your reaction, like he’s testing the waters. He doesn’t like talking about himself in general but if you’re his partner you deserve to know.
He would eventually tell you how much it means to him that you make him feel safe enough to open up about his past and thank you.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
His anger is silent. Especially after what the boss did to Sorbet and Gelato, he knows and admits he’s angry but he needs to remain cool-headed for the sake of his team.
A great example for this is when he’s sitting alone with Melone and Ghiaccio, who starts screaming about the unfair pay. Risotto agrees with him and doesn’t stop him, just sits there silently.
When he’s focused on something, he doesn’t let Ghiaccio’s anger affect him. We see this in the scene where Ghia first brings up their salary and Risotto redirects the conversation to a more pressing issue: the absence of their team members.
He does get angry but doesn’t lash out. He held onto his anger for years before he murdered the killer of his relative, the assassination was likely premeditated instead of a crime of passion, since the killer was imprisoned.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Very good at noticing and remembering things that are important to people around him. Working as an assassin has taught him to pay attention to how people behave and think, and he even notices tiny habits or quirks even you might not be aware of, so he does remember most of what you tell him.
On hard days though, he sometimes mentally drifts off to a different place in his mind while you’re talking about trivial things. But isn’t that just a sign that he’s comfortable around you and doesn’t feel the need to analyze every tiny word?
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Whenever he does normal things with you. Sounds a bit boring but life as a mafioso is insanely stressful at times and assassinating people so frequently makes him feel like he’s being stripped of his humanity. Those small moments whenever you’re cooking together, talking about mundane things like the weather or just being around each other while each of you is occupied with their own thing anchors him to the normal, human part of his life.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Very protective of you, he obviously doesn’t want any harm coming your way. Which is why he’s so hesitant to let others see you together in public.
If you work under him you can be assured that he would take your fighting and stand abilities into consideration to decide whether you could work alone or would need someone to accompany you. He would hate for something to go wrong due to a mistake on his part. If your stands work well together, he’d like to accompany you as often as possible. His stand is strong and he knows how to use it, he’s confident in his ability to protect you.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Risotto doesn’t like going on dates outside, it’s too dangerous to risk someone seeing you spending so much time together. He feels a lot safer at night though, he’d like to sit somewhere near the ocean in comfortable silence and be all alone with you. The gentle sound of the waves makes for the perfect atmosphere to get him to open up a little and have deep talks.
He prefers leaving gifts in your apartment instead of giving them to you directly. Seeing you so excited about receiving something you had mentioned before makes him a little shy, he just doesn’t know how to react. Risotto doesn’t want you to feel like he’s buttering you up on purpose, he just loves seeing you happy.
Anniversaries would probably only matter to him if you think they’re special. He loves you every day so what’s the point in only making a big deal out of a single day? But he does like reminiscing on your experiences together and it makes him feel warm inside when he realizes how long you’ve been dating.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He blames himself a lot whenever anything work-related goes wrong. He felt responsible for Sorbet’s and Gelato’s deaths, even if they made the decision to seek out the boss themselves. Maybe he should’ve tried to gain Diavolo’s trust. Maybe he should’ve paid more attention to what his team members are up to. What could he have done to prevent this from happening?
Another “bad habit” would be his seeming lack of trust in your relationship at the beginning. This ties in with the point about how long it would take for him to open up to you. If he barely tells you anything, surely he must be hiding something. And he is, in a way, but not out of ill intent. This results in him seeming distant at times.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Ok so. He likes looking intimidating and scary because people are less likely to get attached to him. Luckily he doesn’t have to try very hard because he’s always been taller than the majority of people. When he joined the mafia, he got his scleras tattooed because he believes you can see a person’s soul in their eyes and if his have an unnatural color, he'll come across as intimidating and unapproachable. I like to think he got the idea after seeing Polpo for the first time. Works perfectly with his red eyes as well. Being scary-looking is also beneficial to his position as a team leader, I’m sure some of them were very intimidated by him when they first joined. He likes looking alternative in general.
When it comes to his clothing style he just wears whatever he likes and doesn’t care about what others think. Probably why he has the courage to wear a hat that looks like a jesters cap, even as someone in his position TT
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
If you’ve been together for a long time and have a deep emotional connection, then definitely. You’re the only person he can fully let his guard down around and the only one who truly knows what he’s like. When you’re not around anymore he has to go back to suppressing his feelings without having anyone he can confide in and it hurts him deeply.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
He was extremely lonely when he joined the mafia. He grew up in a neighborhood with old houses in Sicily where people literally leave their doors open during the day to make the heat more bearable and acquaintances waltzed in frequently to have a chat. His family and friends were constantly around and he saw them everyday. He misses the tight-knit community and feeling of being a part of a loving family. Even if he now has his own little team, nothing will ever compare to the feeling of truly belonging somewhere.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Someone who is too emotionally dependent or wants to be around him all the time. He needs someone who has no problem being away from their partner for longer periods of time. Sometimes he needs to observe targets to find out more about their daily routines and figure out who he should send on the mission, which can take up a lot of time. Also just very busy in general and needs his alone time.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
As an assassin, he’s spent years sharpening his senses and he wakes up very easily. If you’re sleeping in the same bed and toss and turn around a lot he wouldn’t mind much, he knows you wouldn’t try harming him after all. But sometimes, after you get back from going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you see him turned towards the door, holding the blanket up for you to slip under. You always disrupt his sleep when you leave, but at least he falls asleep quickly once you’re back.
Super random but Risotto says something along the lines of “Metallica will grace you with the gift of death” to doppio in the German dub and I can’t stop thinking about it for some reason, he sounds pretty cool. Risotto being from Sicily is something I’ve been thinking about a lot recently, the door thing is real btw lmao
I’ve got a stupid request for you today! If you may, Las Squadra x reader whose stand is just Marcus the worm. They tried naming him literally anything else but Marcus has a will of his own.
Go crazy go stupid go foolish, but most importantly have fun!!
lol this was fun to write, thank you for requesting!! i hope you enjoy <3333 and omg im very late but happy late sbr release to you too 😭
Imagine your Stand awakening dramatically during a stressful moment and this pinkish beige worm with little black eyes emerges while you’re waiting for some horrifying ability reveal.
And then you go “…I’ll call you Apocalypse.”
The worm immediately shakes itself violently.
“No? Okay… Crimson?”
The worm curls into a ball.
“…Death Spiral?”
The worm spits dirt at you.
“…Marcus?”
The worm suddenly stands upright proudly like :)
And from then on his name is Marcus because he literally refuses to answer to anything else.
Absolutely humiliating Stand to possess.
Risotto Nero
Risotto spends the longest trying to understand Marcus strategically.
“What are its abilities?”
And you’re like “He can dig.”
“…That’s all?”
“He also bites.”
Marcus meanwhile is chewing on a table leg.
Risotto initially assumes Marcus has hidden terrifying powers.
Because surely a Stand can’t just be.. Worm. But no.
For some reason Marcus LOVES Risotto. Loves him.
Constantly trying to crawl into his sleeves.
Risotto will be having a serious mafia conversation while Marcus slowly emerges from his collar like he pays rent there.
Nobody acknowledges it anymore.
One day Risotto wakes up and Marcus is sleeping coiled on his chest like a cat. He just sighs. Acceptance.
Marcus also weirdly senses when Risotto’s stressed and starts nudging against him.
Which is honestly more emotional support than this man has received in years.
Formaggio
Honestly kinda digs Marcus. Thinks it’s the funniest creature alive.
He carries Marcus around like a prized animal. “Look at him. Look at this idiot.”
Marcus absolutely shits on him once. Formaggio still loves him. Actually laughs so hard he cries.
He definitely uses Little Feet to shrink Marcus further if he's been bad.
Formaggio once tried teaching Marcus tricks. Marcus learned nothing. He just stared at him.
There is NOTHING behind Marcus’s eyes except dirt and determination.
Formaggio thinks that’s beautiful.
He starts calling him “Marcusino.”
Marcus hates that. Bit him.
Illuso
Illuso acts like Marcus is beneath him. “It’s a worm.”
Meanwhile Marcus keeps appearing in mirrors behind him somehow. Motionless. Watching.
Illuso starts getting genuinely unsettled.
One time he insults Marcus and later finds Marcus in his shoe. Just sitting there.
Illuso screamed. Everybody heard him.
Marcus also somehow always knows when Illuso’s talking shit.
The moment Illuso goes: “I still think this Stand is stupi-”
Marcus falls from the ceiling directly onto his face. There is no explanation for this.
Marcus transcends reason.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio HATES Marcus initially.
Not because Marcus does anything evil. Marcus just keeps appearing unexpectedly.
Ghiaccio opens a drawer. Marcus.
Shoe? Marcus.
Air vent? Marcus.
“HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING IN HERE?!”
Marcus has no measurable speed feats but somehow travels at light speed when it comes to inconvenience.
Also Ghiaccio gets irrationally angry about the name Marcus.
“WHY IS HIS NAME MARCUS?! THAT’S JUST A GUY NAME!”
You: “He chose it.”
Ghiaccio: “…HE WHAT.”
Marcus loves staring at Ghiaccio without blinking.
Which escalates arguments instantly.
Ghiaccio once yelled at Marcus for ten straight minutes while Marcus remained completely still.
Nobody has ever seen a worm win an argument before. But Marcus did.
Melone
Melone is fascinated because Marcus fundamentally makes no sense.
“A Stand possessing independent nominal preference suggests autonomous ego development-”
Marcus eats his notes.
Melone genuinely starts researching worm intelligence because of him.
Marcus is immune to science somehow. Every test fails.
IQ tests? Useless. Behavioral analysis? Inconclusive.
Marcus once stared directly into a camera for three hours straight without moving.
Melone became convinced Marcus was communicating something. He was not.
Also Melone becomes obsessed with the fact Marcus seemingly understands human language selectively.
Marcus ignores commands like: “Attack.” “Defend.” “Come here.”
But immediately responds to: “Do you want lasagna?” “Who’s a handsome man?” “Would you love me if I was a worm too?”
The answer is apparently yes.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto somewhat tries to take Marcus seriously at first.
“Every Stand has potential.”
Marcus is eating drywall during this speech.
Prosciutto massages his temples constantly around him.
But weirdly… Marcus behaves best for Prosciutto. Nobody understands why.
Marcus sits politely in his lap. Doesn’t bite him. Doesn’t crawl into forbidden locations. Just vibes quietly.
Prosciutto becomes the only person trusted to wormsit.
He acts annoyed about it but secretly checks on Marcus constantly. “Has he eaten?” “Why is he quieter than usual?” “Did he get enough soil?”
Father behavior detected.
Pesci
Pesci LOVES Marcus. LOVES him. Immediate best friends. He thinks Marcus is adorable.
Carries him around gently in both hands like a sacred relic.
Talks to him constantly.
“Marcus do you wanna see the ocean?”
Marcus: ._.
Pesci interprets this as enthusiasm.
Honestly Marcus… tolerates Pesci.
Because on one hand- Pesci’s stand reminds Marcus of the fact fishers use WORMS as BAIT. But on the other hand… Pesci gives him snacks.
Pesci once cried because Marcus curled up asleep on his shoulder.
Hello! I am going to be honest, it seems that your view on some La Squadra members changed from March to now, and since that happened is it allowed to ask for you to update your NFSW hcs since the deep dive you did of each character please? Only if you feel like it, you do not have to do it. Thank you!
Risotto NSFW + First time Headcannons
A/N - You're goddamn right my view has changed! And I would love to anon! Since the poll was so split about how people want this fic released I'm going to split all of La Squadra into individual characters so that it's easier! Thank you so much for brining this up anon! I hope you enjoy it! <3
♡ Smut Headcannons ♡
Word Count - 1900
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⟢ He doesn’t care about sex that much, especially before he gets into a relationship with you. He’s busy all the time and it’s just a momentary distraction for him, there's not much that he can get from a one night stand that he couldn’t just get from his hand.
He truly believes that he could live forever without sex. He has very few flings, usually people don’t enjoy the dangerous vibe he seeps, but the couple of people that do want to sleep with him?
It’s a brief moment of reprieve from his work before he gets back to doing the boss’s dirty work…
He doesn’t feel better after.
⟢ Once you’re in a relationship he doesn’t ask or broach the subject at all, he doesn’t initiate for months because for him he genuinely just enjoys your company and doesn’t want to pressure you into something that he doesn’t feel like is that big of a deal.
But he’s so used to just ignoring the urges that he accidentally makes himself insanely uncomfortable for a while when he’s worked up before leaving to deal with it.
He’s so anxious and apologetic about just going and jerking off when you were supposed to be spending a cute night together, but it’s so obvious...
⟢ He’s not a virgin but he hasn't had that many partners, he’s never been in an actual relationship either.
He might have one or two unserious ones that break up with him when he’s rarely around or never wants sex, and it makes him nervous that you’ll do the same when you realise that you want more than he can give you.
But when you don’t and you reassure him that sex isn’t what you’re with him for? He becomes a lot more open about being intimate with you. He trusts a lot more that you aren’t going anywhere
⟢ Your first time starts insanely awkward, for such an intimidatingly collected man he’s very anxious and almost looks pained with how tense he is, he doesn’t want to do or say anything wrong that could push you away.
He knows he’s big and can be rough in every aspect of his life, and it’s been so long since having to be gentle with someone that it makes him wary. And it’s very clear how scared he is.
He won’t ask for reassurance but he needs you to take the reins at the start, leading the tender make out, moving his hands where you want them. Outright asking him what he wants you to do.
⟢ He’s so worked up when he finally sinks into you that he has to stop immediately, embarrassed that he’s so close when he's not even fully in you.
He doesn’t apologise but he almost just calls off the entire night right then. Until you just ignore it, you don’t reassure him that it’s fine. Nor that he needs to do anything. Just kissing him like nothing happened.
He still finishes fast but it feels different to every fling he’s had. It shifts something inside of him, that being intimate with the person you love feels so much more real.
No threat of judgement, nor that he’ll wake up alone.
⟢ Sex isn’t still something he needs constantly, he thinks about you of course and his body reacts.
But he likes your time just spending time with each other. If you initiate and he has time? He’s most likely going to reciprocate, it’s not fast and desperate as people would assume, he isn’t doing this for him.
He wants to make you feel good.
⟢ He won’t ever choke you, he knows the damage his hands can do if he’s too rough…
However, he’s very delicate with his stand, knowing exactly how to tease you and remove just enough iron for you to be left a mess when you can’t catch your breath fully. Not enough to cut off your oxygen, just enough to leave you gasping a little more and making your body more reactive.
He will often still hold your throat, not squeezing in any way, just a reassurance as he caresses your jaw and talks you through your pleasure…
He's devastatingly good at knowing what to say, lots of panting when you clench around him, low groans against your lips or skin as he tries to keep himself quiet so he can hear you and… “Just like that... Breathe for me, that’s it... Oh, fuck... That's it.”
⟢ His favourite position is missionary, he doesn’t mind much if you want something different, but he likes to see you and entwine your fingers together.
It's like he needs to see the way you fall apart before he finishes.
He’s not really the type to just pin you wherever or take you on whatever surface is close enough. He would rather just wait til you can both be comfortable and there’s no risk of hurting you.
⟢ He is not very dominant, yes he might be on top most of the time, but it’s because he enjoys the way you look and feel below him.
He likes to make you feel good and he doesn’t want you to have to put in a lot of the work. If you want him to be on the bottom he won’t mind in the slightest...
But very rarely does he still let you hold all of the control, either guiding your hips or keeping you against his chest as he fucks you from below. Especially because his frame is so big, it makes it very easy to surround you completely and just have you a mess.
⟢ He does however, after a long day and he’s just exhausted but he wants you in such an intimate way, especially after a rough mission.
He likes when you ride him, especially if it's slow and needy.
Not having to rush or feel the need to have some extravagant intimacy, choosing to come together gently. Sometimes just feeling each other is all he needs.
⟢ He won’t ever expect nor ask you to give him head but if you want to?
The first few times he’ll still turn you down, he feels disgusted in himself for even imagining you like that because he thinks that you’re worth more than that. He doesn’t really understand why you would want to focus on his pleasure really.
But when he finally lets you?
He’s fucked up quick, he won’t push you down or guide you, he doesn’t fuck your throat or expect you to take anything more than you want.
But he can’t stop the way his dark eyes stare at you in shock and overwhelming pleasure when you get him off. And honestly?
The fact you want to make him feel good without anything in return is the reason that makes it feel so perfect every time.
⟢ He unconsciously tries to edge himself if you haven’t finished before him, sometimes he just needs to be told that it’s okay if you don’t finish every time, or even if he finishes first.
And it’s not like he isn’t just as happy to use his fingers or mouth to get you off.
Speaking of, he doesn't really know what he’s doing when he goes down on you the first few times, but he learns very quickly when you tell him what you want or if he’s doing something right.
He has 0 issue with getting you off like that if you or he wants to, he also doesn’t mind going down on you after he’s finished inside you either.
He’s an assassin, he’s not above getting messy. And if you let him cum in your mouth then what’s the issue with him tasting his own? He doesn’t care as long as you feel good. And honestly? He kinda likes it…
Not that he would say that.
⟢ He isn’t really kinky, you’re the first person he tries a lot of things with, if you want to try specific kinks he wants to know everything before you both ever try it so he doesn’t hurt you or push you too far.
He most likely won’t ask you to engage with things he finds hot on the chance that you think he’s a freak or that you would be uncomfortable, it would take a lot of gentle nudging to pull him out of that shell.
⟢ For as much as he likes being on top there's just something that makes him feel all tingly and gets him achingly hard when you pin him down and drag that control from him.
He could easily take it back of course… But he won’t, well not unless you start to tease him too much.
But he will be so lenient with it because there’s something so hypnotising about watching his length slip back inside you, lidded eyes glued to the way you try and fail to take him fully…
He always ends up stilling you so he doesn’t cum too fast, hands gentle but persistent. Unless you move them and get him off anyway…
He won’t stop you if you tell him to just let you make him feel good, he’s hesitant and a little confused but it doesn’t last long when he starts biting back his moans to not be too loud. Especially when someone else is home.
⟢ Speaking of how loud he can be…
If he’s under you and he’s getting too loud he trusts you fully? He absolutely wants you to shut him up. When he’s on top he can just press his lips against your skin or kiss you but not when you ride him or… Other things…
Sometimes he will grab your hand and place it around his throat or over his mouth.
For someone whose dominating presence swallows every ounce of a room, the way he cums so hard that you can feel it gushing out of you when you bounce on his cock and squeeze his throat is anything but professional and dangerous.
⟢ He is weirdly good at dirty talk but he doesn't mean to be. Even before you start, his voice is just low and deep in your ear with whispered questions like...
“Will you let me taste you tonight, my love?”
Soft groans of praise in your ear and gentle declarations of his love the entire time during sex.
⟢ He will never want to fuck you in public if there’s a high chance you’ll be caught.
You might get it occasionally if you both want the thrill or after a really bad mission and you’re too far away from home or the hotel and just need to feel each other.
But he will avoid it as much as he can.
Very rarely, if you both want to be a little freakier and work out when and how beforehand.
He wouldn’t be opposed to cloaking with his stand in public and touching you, even going down on you if you’re hidden enough.
The thrill of being caught alongside your muffled noises and taste of you on his tongue all adds up quickly and absolutely makes him cum without touching himself, he tells you after you finish and want to help him but he’s insanely shy about it... It's cute.
⟢ He will never skip foreplay or aftercare, your wellbeing means more to him than a fleeting pleasure, if you’re both not fully comfortable and happy then he would rather just lay with you and watch a movie.
He’s the most cuddly you get him after sex by far, not to say he isn’t affectionate in the first place.
But he wants to be around you constantly if you let him.
He will run a bath for you both or a shower if you don’t want a bath, will happily take you to get food if it isn’t too late and then snuggle up together in your room as you relax in each other's company.
ALWAYS makes sure he didn’t hurt you and that you enjoyed it, he wants you to know he loves you, even when the words are difficult for him to say sometimes.
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“Even when we fade eventually to nothing, you will always be my favorite form of loving.”
Choso had recently discovered the joys of The Sims 4, and to say he was hooked would be an understatement as he played it every single night with his eyes glued to the monitor. At first, you didn't mind it. You figured he deserved a hobby after all the sacrifices he’d made for his younger brothers. But lately, it had gotten out of hand.
He started eating dinner in front of the desktop—the very one you now deeply regretted buying—and he wouldn't move from that chair unless his bladder gave him no other choice. The constant clicking was starting to grind on your last nerve. So, you decided it was time to intervene.
You marched into the room, finding him hunched over the keyboard, completely tuned out.
“Cho,” you called. No response. “Choso,” you tried again, louder. Nothing. “Kamo!” you barked a third time.
Still, silence. You rolled your eyes, stepping right into his personal space and looming over him with your hands on your hips. “Choso Kamo, are you actually deaf, or just ignoring me?”
“Hold on a second, babe,” he murmured, his eyes tracking the cursor as he clicked on a female Sim. You watched, eyebrows rising, as he hovered over a female Sim and clicked the Woohoo option.
As the virtual characters moved toward the bed, your eyes scanned the rest of the house. Your jaw nearly dropped when you counted the toddlers scattered around the lot. Every single one of them was a pixelated carbon copy of his younger brothers.
“Is that… Yuji?” you asked, pointing at an infant currently wiggling on the floor.
“Hm?” He finally looked up, his expression softening the moment he saw you. “Yes. He just aged up.”
Your gaze shifted to the only two adult Sims on the lot—the ones who had just finished their Woohoo session.
Then it clicked.
The adult Sims he had were perfect replicas of the two of you. The female one was the most accurate of all the Sims. Everything from your hair down to the tiny mole on your face. He had even been... meticulous about your curves, ensuring your virtual waist and chest were exactly how he liked them in person.
“So this is what’s taking up your whole day? You’re making Sims based on us?” you asked, your annoyance softening into something else.
“Do you not like it?” he asked, his face immediately falling into a pout. He looked so genuinely hurt, as if you’d just told him that the idea was ridiculous. “I just wanted us to be together even in digital world.”
You let out a huff, leaning down so your shadow fell over the keyboard. “It’s not that I don’t like it, Cho. But I do wonder why you’re making those Sims do that when the real thing is right here.”
Choso blinked, his eyes dark as they traveled from the screen to the curve of your neck. A slow, hopeful look crossed his face.
𓏲𝄢 Summary: No matter who approaches him, Choso Kamo only ever sees one person.
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Your boyfriend, Choso is attractive. Painfully so, in a way that doesn’t even feel fair.
You’d known that since the first time you saw him standing next to Suguru, looking like he’d stepped out of a dark painting. He has that effortless, brooding kind of presence people can’t help but gravitate toward. Even Yuki had a thing for him once, and she wasn’t exactly easy to impress.
He’s the kind of person people notice.
And apparently, the kind of person people approach.
It happens more often than you’d like to admit. A glance that lingers too long, someone stepping close, voices softening in that way that’s just a tiny bit intentional.
Usually, you don’t think too much about it.
You tell yourself it doesn’t matter.
Because at the end of the day, Choso always looks at you like you’re the only person in the room.
Still—
It’s different when you actually see it happen.
Today, you and Choso had decided to spend the afternoon at the café Satoru’s girlfriend owns. It’s become your usual spot over the past few months—familiar enough that you and Choso practically have your own designated table tucked near the window because of how often the two of you show up.
You were only gone for a minute. Maybe two.
Just enough time to order your drinks at the counter while Choso stayed behind, slouched comfortably in his seat, waiting for you.
You’re still waiting when you glance over your shoulder, already half-smiling, ready to wave at him.
But instead you saw a woman with him, smiling too much for your liking.
“Hey,” the woman starts, casually taking a seat in front of Choso. “I’ve been seeing you around here more often than not, do you live nearby?”
Choso blinks at her, looking to his left, then to his right before pointing to himself, like he’s making sure she’s actually talking to him.
She’s pretty—long brown hair, waves falling over her shoulders, eyes that catch the light just enough to make them look brighter than they probably are. Her dress is light, fitted at the waist, the kind that looks effortless in a way you know isn’t.
“Of course, I’m talking to you, silly,” she says, letting out a soft, airy laugh.
Your fingers tighten around the edge of the counter as you wait to see what would happen next.
“…Yes,” Choso answers simply.
It’s not cold. Not warm either. Just… an answer.
The woman doesn’t seem discouraged by that. If anything, she leans in, encouraged by the fact that he didn’t immediately shut her down.
“That’s nice,” she says, smiling. “I was thinking maybe we could—”
“I have a girlfriend.” you heard Choso say.
The girl’s smile faltered, but she continued. “Oh,” she laughs a little, trying to recover. “That’s okay, I mean—people still talk, right?”
“Sure,” Choso says, scratching his nape, gaze drifting aimlessly past her.
“I mean—it’s just talking,” she insists, a lot more insistent now. “It’s not a big deal. I’m sure we can talk about a lot of things.”
“We can,” he says.
The girl perks up slightly, thinking she’d finally gotten through to him. “So... tell me something?”
“My girlfriend's eyes light up when she sees a cat on the street,” Choso starts, voice suddenly gaining a level of enthusiasm he hadn't shown the entire time. “And she scrunches her nose when she’s focused on something.”
The girl’s smile twitches, like she’s not sure if she’s supposed to laugh or back away slowly.
“…That’s… cute,” she says, weaker this time.
“It is,” he agrees.
And then he keeps going.
“She likes finding shapes in the clouds,” Choso continues, like this is a conversation he’s been waiting to have. “She kisses me all over my face when I remember what she likes without asking.” His gaze softens as he smiles. “She’s smart, too. So perfect it’s hard to explain.”
The girl shifts in her seat, glancing around like she’s looking for an escape that doesn’t make this awkward.
“That’s… really nice,” she says. “Look, I just remembered that I actually have to go—”
“Already?” Choso tilts his head slightly, genuinely confused. “I haven’t even introduced you to her yet.”
The woman doesn’t wait to hear the rest. She mutters a quick, rushed excuse and stands up a little too fast, nearly stumbling as she leaves.
Choso watches her go for a second.
“…I thought she wanted to talk,” he mutters.
Then, like the thought passes just as quickly as it came, Choso glances up, gaze drifting across the café before it lands on you.
Something in his expression brightens almost immediately as he lifts his hand, waving and waiting for you.
𓏲𝄢 Summary: Choso Kamo's eyes has hearts on them every time he looks at his beloved.
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Choso doesn’t usually say much. He keeps to himself, the kind of person who drifts into a room and stays quiet unless someone speaks to him first.
But even then, his love is never really hidden. Not if you know where to look.
It’s in his eyes—in the way his eyes find you first, like it’s instinct instead of choice. Like no matter what’s happening, no matter how crowded the space is, you’re always the first person he looks for.
Whenever you walk into a room or even just look up from your phone and accidentally catch his gaze, something in his expression changes. It softens, just slightly, like the rest of the world stops pressing in on him for a second.
And if you hold his stare long enough, you’d swear there’s something almost unreal about it.
The way his pupils seem to soften and stretch into the shape of hearts the second he focuses on you. It’s a dead giveaway, a physical reaction he can’t even try to hide, making it clear that his heart is basically beating right there in his eyes.
He doesn’t get flustered when you catch him, either. While anyone else might look away or pretend they were focused on something else, Choso just stays still, watching you.
“What?” you asked, a little flush creeping up your neck.
“Nothing,” he murmurs, voice low and raspy. “I just like looking at you.”
Your heart does something inconvenient in your chest at that. Like it forgets its rhythm for a second just to make a point.
“That’s weird,” you say, because it feels safer than admitting it’s actually kind of sweet.
“Is it?” Choso asks as he tilts his head slightly. He doesn’t sound defensive. If anything, he sounds genuinely curious, like he’s trying to figure out what part of it doesn’t make sense.
Before you can think of another deflective comment, he reaches out and circles his arms around your waist. He pulls you in close, tucking your body against his, covering you with his own warmth.
“Maybe it is weird,” he says, his voice vibrating slightly against your back as he leans down. He rests his chin on the top of your head, his hold tightening just a fraction. “But I don't really mind. As long as you're the one I'm looking at.”
The way he says it makes it sound simple, like it’s not something worth overthinking. Like loving you is just another fact of life, the same way the sky is blue or the sun comes up whether people notice it or not.
You rest your hands on his forearms, feeling him through his sleeves.
“You're going to give me a big head if you keep saying stuff like that,” you mumbled, leaning your head back against his chest, looking up at the ceiling.
He huffs a small laugh as he feels your nails lightly scratching his arm. “I'm just being honest,” he says. “After all,” Choso continued, voice soft against you, “you are the most beautiful masterpiece I’ve ever seen.”
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