catboy skellies

Call me har pls, she/they, 18+, icon by omegavartist

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[isawken]

youre all just jealous of #myhole

[isawken]

go on. seethe over the glory of #myhole

[isawken]

good evening holemalders. coming to you live from #myhole

[isawken]

the haters and losers will try to say #myhole is barren and does not bear fruit. meanwhile i’m over here eating dozens and dozens of holeberries and it’s like not even a big deal. just another average day in #myhole

[catboynecromancer]

I wish scalpers would get boiled alive

[catboynecromancer]

Asked a caller to try logging in on a different browser and this mfer literally went "Why would I do that? This is the browser I've used for over a decade!" Ok well I guess we aren't fucking troubleshooting then have a good day

[kitsydoodles]

stars and glitter

[catboynecromancer]

You order a sex toy online once and all of a sudden you're getting promo emails that read like Tumblr "You sexy 😏😘 SLUT 😍👅" copypasta

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[catboynecromancer]

Not me just NOW realizing that the creator of Inuyasha is also the same person who did Ranma 1/2 and Urusei Yatsura (I knew the latter 2 were the same person)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chestnutmareenergy]

Pond horsey

[fullofsoupp]

my 3 apple tall child coco 💚🥥

[catboynecromancer]

Me after trying to sleep and counting down from one hundred and getting to one multiple times

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[catboynecromancer]

When a movie has a score instead of a soundtrack

[catboynecromancer]

Making the internet a main part of most jobs was a mistake. Rita, who has no idea what web browser she is using, should not be allowed to handle your financials