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Losing my mind over this

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

i hate doing this so much but it's a very stressful time right now. i have been unemployed for a while despite my best efforts and my ui payments have run out so i have no income. i need to replace the fans on my laptop and also pay bills like my credit card and student loans (all overdue). altogether that's about $500 usd. i really appreciate anything, thank you

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/pelagiidae

cashapp: $sweetbriarrose

kamenrider

i am feeling discouraged about trying to push this post more but synchrony bank called me yesterday about my outstanding balances as well as my upcoming payments so i would really like some help lol

evilvillain123456789

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

flufflecat

takaba squidward explosion.gif

stupid-twink-girl

looks like ive never posted this here lol

wormtrice

Being into Umineko and Higurashi will genuinely have you moving like a snake oil salesman going door to door to introduce people to the miracle vns that changed your life. Like yes boy spend 250+ hours reading vns about how friendship perserveres even in the most dire circumstances and how fiction can save us in our darkest moments. Read my vns about magic, the cycle of abuse and how you need love to understand the people around you. Believe in your friends. Believe that things can get better. See the people around you as they are, flaws and all. Strip that redhead and walk him like a dog. Let the teenage girls commit manslaughter. Flip that chessboard. Everyone read Higurashi and Umineko NOW!

peopleofgelbooru

valmillion

theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it

valmillion

neeeeeed a dark elf baddie to blow nirnroot smoke in my face and i hear that ringing as i look down her tunic

fuzzy-oooze

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

#This guy is awesome.#Type of guy the Doom Patrol would be fighting.

meiuya

the dude nobody invited

fuckedelf

A elf named Thimble died on site in an accident last week buuuut he’s back 2day and btw his eyes are red and I saw him crying black tears sooooo. Yeah

fuckedelf

U think we have HR?

letmesleepy

markrosewater

Maro’s Magic: The Gathering | Marvel Super Heroes Teaser

Before previews for Magic: The Gathering | Marvel Super Heroes officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give hints of things to come.

First up, here are some things you can expect:

• Some creature tokens: legendary 1/1 blue Bird Scout, 1/1 red Alien, 1/1 green Minion, legendary 2/2 green Cat, and 3/3 colorless Robot Villain artifact

• A new enchantment subtype

• A flavor word that references an Un- card

• A modal card that lets you choose up to X modes

• Another card that lets you cast a subset of cards off the top of your library

• An activation with six different mana symbols

• A CARD NAME IN ALL CAPS WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

• A creature that can copy three different card types

• A subtype last seen in a Standard-legal set over two decades ago

• A card that can tap for four mana in any combination of colors

Next, some cards will feature the following rules text:

• “Enchanted creature becomes a copy of that creature until this Aura leaves the battlefield.”

• “becomes a Dinosaur Hero”

• “Exile all the cards from your hand,”

• “Ward – Get five poison counters.”

• “Until end of turn, [CARDNAME] gains [CARDNAME]’s base power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.“

• "you may pay {1} up to three times.”

• “At the beginning of your end step, if you have fewer than ten cards in hand,”

• “Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets an artifact or land,”

• “put any number of creature cards from among them onto the battlefield”

• “Equip worthy”

Here are some creature type lines from the set:

• Legendary Creature – Mutant Scientist Hero

• Legendary Creature – Demigod Warrior Hero

• Legendary Creature – Kree Skrull Hero

• Legendary Creature – Human Ninja Villain

• Legendary Creature – Gamma Doctor Hero

• Legendary Creature – Mutant Inhuman Hero

• Legendary Creature – Human Detective Hero

• Legendary Creature – Alien Dragon Villain

• Legendary Artifact Creature – Scientist Villain

• Creature – Dragon Cat Dog Bird Frog Hero

Finally, here are some card names in the set:

• Avengers Assemble!

• Crowd of True Believers

• Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

• Go Nuts!

• Hex Magic

• Pym Particles

• Repulsor Blast

• Secret Invasion

• Super-Soldier Serum

• We Say Thee Nay!

Players assemble! Watch the debut of Magic: The Gathering | Marvel Super Heroes on June 2, 2026.

breya-etherium-shaper

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

#I quote this tweet often.

butch-king-frankenstein

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man