[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[20dollarlolita]

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

[amethystviolist]

[catbuddah]

i’ve had this cursed blog for 10 years at least and i’ve been shouting to the void until now. welcome to the 2 new people who interact with my posts i luv you

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

[catbuddah]

my brain is damaged from all the modern art museums. This looks like modern art about food prices, i could write an essay about it if i had to

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[proteinmom]

old people when their phone is ringing loud as fuck in public

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

[fibul]

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

[catcrumb]

[thememedaddy]

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don't know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser

[hotroadkill]

collection

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[bubobubosibericus]

cackling like a maniack

[archaeo-geek]

Air Canada tried to argue that the chatbot was responsible for its own actions and they weren't liable, I am howling with laughter

Air Canada's chatbot gave a B.C. man the wrong information. Now, the airline has to pay for the mistake

Air Canada has been ordered to compensate a B.C. man because its chatbot gave him inaccurate information.

[archaeo-geek]

Don't make me tap the sign

[ceevee5]

[digital-magus]

[sukimas]

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have