happily me

20. Just trying to get by.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

this is the green m&m of teeth

[nooneknowsiwritefanfiction]

So my friend made a meme and said he had nowhere to post it, but I feel it deserves to be seen.

[lordearthistory]

Noonday Rest by John William Godward // “Hard Feelings/Loveless” by Lorde

[with-practice]

wilddd

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Shut the fuck……

[fandomshateblackpeople]

[bihet-dragonize]

@she-rando corona wild for this one

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

i cannot believe i had to read “a queer drink for diverse readers” with my own two eyes

[fwizard]

[theweirdwideweb]

[honeyuuri]

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Truth.

[lisards]

did y’all hear about the deli owner that got robbed

[lisards]

they jacked his meat

[different-landscapes]

instagram: ahmetkayaozturk

[naturaekos]

[coochie-hair]

Petition to start saying sexual debut instead of “ loss” of virginity

[kunstbarnet]

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[indigobluerose]

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

[losethehours]

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.

[imagination]

[toastbutteregg]

hey fbi

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation