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[mammalianmammals]

Pygmy Fruit-eating Bat (Dermanura phaeotis) get a drinky drink, family Phyllostomidae, Nicaragua

photographs by Jose Gabriel 

[dailyclassicart]

Carl Gustav Carus - "Gothic window with telescope, Faust's study"

[vintagewildlife]

White egrets "kissing" as part of their mating ritual By: Tokutaro Tanaka From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[achillesinhighheels]

[humorfulest]

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[chronicgirlfail]

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[tall]

[segamascott]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[saulwexler]

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.

[nerves-nebula]

I ask a judge if he thinks it's maybe dangerous to publicly imply a child is the arsonist without any evidence or due process

he responds with a groan and says "What do you mean? What are you saying??"

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo