Jules

Horror movies don’t scare me. Grocery stores do.

[w13zhao]

Yesterday was the Mid-Autumn Festival and I finally drew the crossover I’ve been gushing about on Discord a year ago :D

Info dump ahead:

I used to be one of those bookworms with a fixation on mythology, namely ones from China since my mom never told me these stories from our culture.

My favorite story was about how the Mid-Autumn festival came to be. To abbreviate, the skilled archer, Hou Yi, saved humanity from dying of heat exhaustion by shooting down nine of ten suns.

This eventually caused a series of events that led to his wife, Chang’e, unintentionally becoming the Goddess of the Moon and unable to return back home.

The gods took pity on the star-crossed couple and decided to allow them an annual reunion on the full moon of the eighth lunar month. Hence, the creation of the Mid-Autumn Festival to celebrate this.

Here’s a link to the full story if anyone is interested: here

How does this relate to Hattercrow? Spoiler alert in the story: the fallen suns were turned into three legged crows (sanzuwu) and Chang’e has a pet bunny (the Jade Rabbit), who makes potions for the heavenly beings.

They also happened to be representations of the Sun and Moon, respectively.

So I drew Johana as a humanized sanzuwu and Janis as the Jade Rabbit in the Tang Dynasty fashion.

To summarize, I had loved this story way before I got into Hattercrow but once I got invested, I was immediately reminded of my childhood.

Hope you enjoy this long post and art.

Have a bonus sketch of their animal counterparts. :)

[whenfatecollides]

BEcause, 2021

[qjusttheletter]

sorry but which way are u transgender?

i tend to transgend slightly to the northeast

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

The most accurate part of Twilight is the white people not following their end of the treaty

[chiropterrors]

[blpiercing]

[girlbugboy]

[otaconspussy-deactivated2021060]

[hungwy]

just introduced a local bat species into your room.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Dad trying really hard to relate to his goth kid

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

[soshinee]

women belong in the kitchen

[soshinee]

[catch-hands-hold-hands]

10x10 (2018)

8/10!

To contrast my last post, here’s a movie that’s full of twists! If you enjoy a movie where things aren’t how they appear, then you may enjoy this mystery thriller. Small cast and a single location. This could easily be a play you find in SF or something. Just try not to go in knowing too much. Don’t even watch the trailer. 

(quick tw notes. There is no sex assault, no self harm, and no *child abuse.

*it is threatened at one point but no children are harmed.)

[catch-hands-hold-hands]

Hole in the Ground (2019)

9/10! Don’t expect too many twists and turns. What you suspect is likely true, but it’s that 99% certainty that produces that sense of dread. Not too many scares, but when each one hits, you’re in for a truly shocking visual.

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[americaninfographic]

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sensualcuriosity]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toxictiktoks]

POV: you go to the office to change your name in the school system and Ms. Connie helps you out

[deviantlydino]

I love this so much lol

[broodingsoul]

hi this made me cry

[hiliqht]

cute!dami x boca era so far 🐼