Once More Unto The Breach

Veronica, 23

[funnytwittertweets]

[love-buckybarnes]

[j-liz]

[blackqueerblog]

[odinsblog]

67 minutes.

[funnytwittertweets]

[cechell]

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

[spoogliedoo]

this tweet fucking rules – it’s utterly incomprehensible on so many levels. 

plant-based beer? is there meat-based beer? what the fuck is meat-based beer, chuck? 

why is he thanking joe biden? is the senate majority leader not typically allowed to watch the oscars? 

why is chuck sitting so close to the tv? and in what is that, a dining chair? who watches television like this? 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this tweet is environmentally sustainable because someone clearly turned off the lights when screenshotting it

[bakwaaas]

with all due respect (none),

[filipinoprincefili]

[cursedpossums]

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[rulesofthirds]

[memeclassheroes]

[falseknees]

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[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Who has the "I'll never have enough of this dude" meme with his face

[leiaorganix]

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

[sapphicbabe]

@unusual-xx 😺