catch you later, time boy

Hai. My name's Cat, and I like obsessing over fiction and laughing at 2 am. I also like Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Torchwood, Ouran, and sometimes Glee. I love new followers and more importantly, new friends, so send me an ask to say hi! /* Count Down - Script Visit http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/scripts/ for this script and many more */ function setcountdown(theyear,themonth,theday,thehour,themin,thesec){ yr=theyear;mo=themonth;da=theday;hr=thehour;min=themin;sec=thesec } //////////CONFIGURE THE COUNTDOWN SCRIPT HERE////////////////// //STEP 1: Configure the countdown-to date, in the format year, month, day, hour(0=midnight,23=11pm), minutes, seconds: setcountdown(2014,06,20,0,00,00) //STEP 2: Change the two text below to reflect the occasion, and message to display on that occasion, respectively var occasion="summer" var message_on_occasion="It's summer!" //STEP 3: Configure the below 5 variables to set the width, height, background color, and text style of the countdown area var countdownwidth='550px' var countdownheight='35px' var countdownbgcolor='none' var opentags='' var closetags='' //////////DO NOT EDIT PAST THIS LINE////////////////// var montharray=new Array("Jan","Feb","Mar","Apr","May","Jun","Jul","Aug","Sep","Oct","Nov","Dec") var crosscount='' function start_countdown(){ if (document.layers) document.countdownnsmain.visibility="show" else if (document.all||document.getElementById) crosscount=document.getElementById&&!document.all?document.getElementById("countdownie") : countdownie countdown() } if (document.all||document.getElementById) document.write('') window.onload=start_countdown function countdown(){ var today=new Date() var todayy=today.getYear() if (todayy < 1000) todayy+=1900 var todaym=today.getMonth() var todayd=today.getDate() var todayh=today.getHours() var todaymin=today.getMinutes() var todaysec=today.getSeconds() var todaystring=montharray[todaym]+" "+todayd+", "+todayy+" "+todayh+":"+todaymin+":"+todaysec futurestring=montharray[mo-1]+" "+da+", "+yr+" "+hr+":"+min+":"+sec dd=Date.parse(futurestring)-Date.parse(todaystring) dday=Math.floor(dd/(60*60*1000*24)*1) dhour=Math.floor((dd%(60*60*1000*24))/(60*60*1000)*1) dmin=Math.floor(((dd%(60*60*1000*24))%(60*60*1000))/(60*1000)*1) dsec=Math.floor((((dd%(60*60*1000*24))%(60*60*1000))%(60*1000))/1000*1) //if on day of occasion if(dday<=0&&dhour<=0&&dmin<=0&&dsec<=1&&todayd==da){ if (document.layers){ document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.write(opentags+message_on_occasion+closetags) document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.close() } else if (document.all||document.getElementById) crosscount.innerHTML=opentags+message_on_occasion+closetags return } //if passed day of occasion else if (dday<=-1){ if (document.layers){ document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.write(opentags+"Occasion already passed! "+closetags) document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.close() } else if (document.all||document.getElementById) crosscount.innerHTML=opentags+"Occasion already passed! "+closetags return } //else, if not yet else{ if (document.layers){ document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.write(opentags+dday+ " days, "+dhour+" hours, "+dmin+" minutes, and "+dsec+" seconds left until "+occasion+closetags) document.countdownnsmain.document.countdownnssub.document.close() } else if (document.all||document.getElementById) crosscount.innerHTML=opentags+dday+ " days, "+dhour+" hours, "+dmin+" minutes, and "+dsec+" seconds left until "+occasion+closetags } setTimeout("countdown()",1000) }

[toopsy]

being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones

[gaimez-deactivated20170317]

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

[ninoport]

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Damn

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

Solid words

[studip]

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

[awwww-cute]

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

[stunningpicture]

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

[dreaming-goddess]

this is the most beautiful picture I have ever seen

[954mm]

fuck

[cosmic-noir]

But 50 Shades is just a book right? It isn’t affecting real people right? BDSM can be done by anyone right? Who cares about safety, LETS BE LIKE 50 SHADES OF SHIT

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[deadbyproxy]

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[deadbyproxy]

[imgfave]

[snarkay]

science.

[projectwk]

i think my brain just exploded

[freebatchisthenewjohnlock]

science side of tumblr, please explain

[ceruleanlunacy-deactivated20140]

Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.

[rotg-lovah]

Thanks science side of tumblr

[tastefullyoffensive]

A Short History of the Modern World by Robin Edds/Reddit Previously: The Adventures of George Washington

[thishartominefeelz]

History of Denmark

[trust]

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

[ultrafacts]

Life hacks / Tips you can use.

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[angel-on-vacation]

ctrl + shift+ T saved my life man

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[and-livd-but-three-summers-days]

This entire post is a testament to the attention span of Tumblr users.

[the-lizard-hunter-sociopath]

[scaredpotter]

Oh, know the perils, read the signs, the warning history shows, for our Hogwarts is in danger from external, deadly foes And we must unite inside her or we’ll crumble from within I have told you, I have warned you… let the Sorting now begin.

[bless-the-child]

I’ve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it. 

[kahtiihma]

INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS SLYTHERINS HOLDING HANDS WITH GRYFFINDORS HUFFLEPUFFS DANCING WITH SLYTHERINS RAVENCLAWS DRINKING AND STUDYING WITH GRYFFINDORS AND HUFFPUFFS AHHHH

[oniongentleman]

How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

#all of this makes me feel like everyone but the main characters don’t actually care about house stuff#like everyone sits together in the great hall#and they all hang out#while the people the series focuses on are rlly clearly divided#everyone talks about how weird they are ( waytoochipper )

[tacomel420]

tbh at first glance i thought this post was gonna be about all the gay students at hogwarts

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[quidditchfan]

#this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both the boy and his mother saying they DID NOT want the book published#it was published#and the boy saw NONE of the profit#it went straight to the dad#so the parents got divorced and he lives with his mom now#and despite asking and demanding and explaining multiple times that they didn’t want this book out there#and please take it off the market#it never stopped#so what did they do?#they did the only thing they thought would work#they said he went to hell instead so that the christians wouldn’t buy it so the monsters wouldn’t keep selling it#and it worked#it fucking#worked#they’re pulling the book from shelves#I know this post was meant to be funny but damn#knowing the whole story kinda#feels more important to me (tags: abananapepper)