Mhm.

Fabiola • 18 • Mexico Make me laugh.

[iggykoopa666]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[itsagifnotagif]

dogs with jobs

[eelizabit]

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[automatic-caution-door]

[chrisflemingfleming]

several years ago I threw my sister an engagement party and wanted to make it special

[cadaverkeys]

i had a dream where the hottest meme on tumblr was like… posts where you listed off people who should be prioritised for safety if the great flood happens again (like noahs arc) and it got to the point where they would span for hours and hours down your dash listing more and more obscure traits like “people who have had a front tooth removed but never had a filling” and “people who stood in dog shit last saturday”

[cadaverkeys]

i dont think i explained this concept well enough, i remember some of the images and they looked like this

[absolute-wumbo]

Harold

[notanandalitebandit]

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[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[jame7t]

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

[phleg-rxxn-deactivated20191102]

op are you ok

[jame7t]

im a hamster now

[slopaganda]

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

[slopaganda]

everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

The void is beautiful and I love him

[naamahdarling]

To pet this cat, you have to certify that you are not Anish Kapoor or petting it on his behalf.

[thebestoftumbling]

so calm

[jay2much-deactivated20180705]

Me working under a deadline

[charlybird]

sorry I haven’t posted on here in ages. So here’s a collection of What We Do In The Shadows (film) drawings 

[kittens-jpg]

[henstomper]

he who controls the spice controls the galaxy

[chickenfarmersan]

[dawva]

Those facial expressions are spot on

[afronerdism]

This is genuinely 100% what white girls in middle school act like

[bromeo-dudiet]

TAG’LOG😂

[surprisebitch]

please put this in the MOMA