[clawheld]

Your mission today is to use your imagination

[cloevr]

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[grox]

Live yo life without amazing digital purpose

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[depsidase]

[medievaljournalist]

check this shit out

[circlusion]

[sata-cable]

X

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[tordenvejr]

just remembered i'm a real person to other people

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child