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don-sosa

I think about this every goddamn day

yourgoat

actuallygodzilla

louise why do you have this

yourgoat

mintmilano

unclefather

I’m about to make this house a little less full

justnoodlefishthings

boss told me it was "my turn" to name the bettas

this naturally was a huge mistake

justnoodlefishthings

thebootydiaries

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

daethnotes

me, walking in to watch it chapter 2 fully believing they're gonna let stan and eddie live:

lesbx

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

16bit-trash

“The comedy my generation is building their entire personality and comedic taste around” starter pack

stawmob

justcatposts

kittens make everything better

seashellronan

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

shen-ancalhar

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

masonicbeheadingritual

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

tony-hawks-underground

The scurvy got him

seperis

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

rehfan

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

This is called pride

dogsforwhiteboysummer

Or did you mean this like pride in a sinful way?

sonia-marmeladova

Pride in a sinful way, which doesn’t have to mean ill will in any sense. You can be trained from a young age to not ask for help because, say, you couldn’t trust your parents, and this transferred to how you perceive the world generally.

But there is a sense that believing yourself too defective, too burdened, etc. you are presupposing that you should have been better - which is preposterous. We are fallen beings and should not expect ourselves to be like God. We should expect that we will need help. We have to go forward intending not to sin again but knowing we will.