beauty is in the eye when you hold her

38 y/o rad leaning febfem. if im frightened if im high/it's my weakness pls forgive it

[catfinancier]

just saw a pic of a charcuterie board and im craving salami now. my vegan salami comes next week and i really really want it to be good 🙏🤞

[bananahomo]

[catfinancier]

howcome I can show someone a photo of me with a certain haircut, say "cut it like this" and I end up with a completely different haircut

[catfinancier]

my sister is getting botox for "the lines on her forehead" and even if i could see them I'd say she shouldn't do it, but im also like, what fucking lines on your forehead

[wexler]

saw this clip on twitter and girl i miss you so much

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[guilhernunes]

dog finally has the courage to sing in public and nobody around him understands the importance of this moment for him

[rowecommaadam]

Howard V. Brown (1878-1945), "The Model Workers"

[70sscifiart]

Brown was a really cool 1930s pulp sci-fi magazine artist. This one isn’t sci-fi, but it still might be my favorite work of his! Which is an odd thing to find myself saying, given that — as longtime readers may have noticed over the 13 years I’ve run this blog — I really like sci-fi art.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

I referenced this to my gf 5 weeks ago and she didn’t know what i was talking about and I was like my meme new hork city that came from the depth of my soul.

[flantxoblud78]

So you aren’t gay?

[brucefromfamilyguy]

Other kind ofgay

[weary4u]

To be completely honest it was years before i "got" "new hork city". I dont know why but it wasnt clicking. Id just pretend to understand it when she brought it up but she could tell something was wrong, but I didnt want to talk about it. It was probably around 2024 when it started making sense to me- walruses go hork, and a lot of walruses, its sort of like a walrus version of a busy urban environment, much like new york city, but since it's walruses, it would be humorously called, new hork city.

[sausagexassassin]

[reactionfaces]

[catfinancier]

my real estate agent sent me a scratch ticket. i won $3 😎

[catfinancier]

boss is like "this needs to be billed by August 4 worst case scenario" well it can't be billed July 31 because that's the last billing day and also the last friday of the pay period, and then there's the weekend, and then August 3 is a holiday so I guess this is the worst case scenario

[catfinancier]

im genuinely trying to figure out how to handle this. he wants everything billed by the 4th for some reason and im just like ok when do i have time for that

[catfinancier]

boss is like "this needs to be billed by August 4 worst case scenario" well it can't be billed July 31 because that's the last billing day and also the last friday of the pay period, and then there's the weekend, and then August 3 is a holiday so I guess this is the worst case scenario

[urgetocreate]

Alice Dalton Brown (American b.1939), Summer Breeze, 1995, Oil on linen, 50 in. x 70.25 in

[catfinancier]

i left the room for a few mins with the screen door open and now im like what if someone snuck in

[spiribia]

are you a cat or dog. you cannot be something else

cat

dog

Remaining time: 4 hours 28 minutes

[userfish]

what do you need for the week

a really long hug

big drink

a cool new song

pack of Chinese cigarettes

the kind of sleep that makes you feel refreshed

just one fucking W

50 william dollars

too nuanced for your polls

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

let’s get this bread folks 🫩