I want the stars to fear me

(sideblog)

[armorbird-archive]

its a national holiday

[doorstuck]

Happy Door Stuck Day everyone!

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

[itsbetterthananal]

tumblr is so funny for not only keeping peoples content active once they deactivate their blog, but also for straight up broadcasting when the person deactivated their blog. like this mf tried to leave in january 2015 but we will never forget about the feet pics, jim

[daddy-double-d]

I'm Jeff the killer.

Don;t fucking joke about that man don’t do it you dont know what Jeff could do to you he’s a killer you know. Read the creepypasta that’s not funny don’t joke about that

[e-b-e]

i’m almost bummed that the queen of england didn’t die in like 2014 bc i would’ve love so see some teenagers drawing some doctor who or sherlock characters mourning the queen or some shit- it would’ve been funny as hell

[memewhore]

[catgirlclone]

I'm going to combust, get the crabs out

[hyacinthsword]

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gritsandbrits]

Tumblr right now:

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[mel-is-a-melon]

POV you’re scrolling through Tumblr rn

[marrcartney-deactivated20230330]

There’s a wikipedia editor somewhere right now with the queen’s page open

[cassandrva]

reading the news and immediately opening the tumblr app bc if the queen really dies i want to discover it the way god intended

[lady-raziel]

i can't believe sans undertale is gonna kill the queen

[justnoodlefishthings]

british people be like "omg here comes queen elizabeth!!!"

[lady-raziel]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[planetbass]

the power in this image

[basilcheerwine]

Telling my boss I can’t come in today cause I have to be on tumblr when the queen dies