Critical Failure

Margo • 20s • she/her • future milf

[henstomper]

baseball commentary is awesome its like

"i don't understand what people mean when they talk about a constant state of the self. come on, we're always shifting like water."

"that's true, but our experiences stay with us for our entire lives as there's a fly ball to left field and it's caught by Pollock at the warning track, the person we are is built upon what we learnt as the person we used to be, you know?"

"of course, we are always shaping what we will become in the future. Castillo dots the corner for a called strike."

"man that hot dog guy's really killing it."

"i can hear him from all the over here. he's making me hungry. do you like relish on your hot dog?"

[basilcheerwine]

When I say “girl help” I am talking to Carrie Fisher

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[eveningbats]

sponsorships and ads suck unless they are solely there to give Jacob Wysocki lots and lots of money

[dollcoil]

can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

[ppepohappy]

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

[miyoriia]

[papayajuan2019]

i want to get married for 500 years and eat 9 thousand mangoes

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[twelvemain-deactivated20260111]

everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

[phoub]

Visit Original Link

[cottageaesthetic]

[rosieroot]

Goodnight Snoopy

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[teaboot]

I once heard a quote by a dude named Alan Watts that went “A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So, he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusions” and now when I get trapped in an anxiety spiral that likes to pop in too

[teaboot]

I think the internet might be like this as well actually

[teaboot]

This quote may in fact be the philosophical highbrow equivalent of Bitch Go Touch Grass