Litterally the only thing that would get me to get a normal nine to five job and be a functioning member of society would be if I had a femboy boywife to provide for.

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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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if i look back, i am lost

roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Show & Tell
Xuebing Du

titsay

ellievsbear
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

oozey mess
sheepfilms
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Litterally the only thing that would get me to get a normal nine to five job and be a functioning member of society would be if I had a femboy boywife to provide for.
Project Hail Mary has taken hold of me
Hi @sharkfiinn
Curious pebble (3/?)
Part 1 / Part 2
A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
Curious pebble (2/?)
Part 1 // Part 3
Curious pebble (1/?)
Part 2 / Part 3
tough but fair
Really hard to not feel like its fucking hopeless sometimes. Where's that one "No Im not okay but we move" Shadow meme when you need it.
This one?
submitted by @imlikeabirdithink
adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are
One last bloodymary before I self destruct
playing with someone’s tits over a fishnet top adds texture and joy for the cultured lesbian
Ryland "holy hecking fluffer butter" Grace living with Simon "ah fuck" the Convict and Rocky "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" the Eridian.