Top 0.5% Geometry Dash player

legally an adult, oldest in a Collective, DashCon 2 attendee pic by Mariella Earl

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[leolaroot]

when a child with chronic or terminal illness or a disability/their sibling is well informed about the condition strangers love to say "no child should have to know that 😢" yeah well i think the world would be significantly better if more children knew about that actually. teach your healthy kids about illness teach your abled kids about disability Please !

[leolaroot]

and people will say this about the stupidest shit of all time. a diabetic child is like "this is my glucose monitor! these are my ketone test strips!" and people are aghast "no baby should have to know about this!!!!" okay so youd rather his mom just poked and tested him and injected insulin and collected his urine without explanation? you genuinely would prefer this child live in fear and ignorance about the daily routines of his life? because like no amount of pouty faces and prayers and condescending instagram comments are going to remove the illness from the child's life so our options are being informed about our bodies or being confused/frightened by them.

[winged-thinged]

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[catherine-clover]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

best motor skills in the galaxy right here

[aroace-ryland-grace]

slowed down version because I need everyone to truly see the bullshit he is managing here

[spiribia]

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

[elodieunderglass]

Horses do a thing where they catch you and hook you with their head and hold you against their body

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[fallen-knight]

People You'd Like to Know Better - tagged by both @nemotoself and @elliedearest to do versions of this game... and I'm finally caving in haha. Woe, knight lore be upon ye.

Last song: Uh Huh by Fenne Lily - "love should be described more as a climb than as a fall" is a lyric that has taken up permanent residence in my brain.

Currently watching: Markiplier and co's playthrough of Chained Together, aka my last three braincells on any given day.

Last movie: Project Hail Mary! I had the chance to go see it with my sibling who had also read the book, it was a pretty good time :)

Currently reading: assorted fanfiction; as for traditional books, my last one was Network Effect by Martha Wells. yes, I'm still working my very slow way through the Murderbot Diaries... it's been a while since a book series hooked me like this, but they go incredibly hard. if you somehow haven't read them, this is your sign to go do it right now. 🫵

Currently playing: Star Wars: The Old Republic

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory? Yes. (scuttles away greedily with my arms full of pad thai and General Tso's chicken)

Current obsession: Star Wars: The Old Republic, same as it ever was

Last Google Duckduckgo search: the incredulity of st thomas

Currently working on: torturing the blorbos by means of writing >:)

Idris had always thought his first Sith kill would be grander, somehow. It would take place in red-draped noble halls, quiet and elegant, with hardly a blood splatter to mark his target’s swift passing. His lords would be pleased with the blow to their enemy’s power base – and he would be left strengthened by righteous emotion, proud of a job well done. Out on the cold, harshly lit plain, all he could think was that his hands were freezing, his warblade was too heavy, and he really, really didn’t want to be here.

tagging @corellianhounds @glittering-under-the-glass @nettlesandbugs @serialephemera @sharkiegorath and @thatonebookworm31 in case any of you want to play, and anyone else who feels like it <3

[thatonebookworm31]

Thank you for the tag @fallen-knight ☺️

Last Song: I had just put the Beyond Beyond Beyond album by The Crane Wives on vinyl! It wasn’t my favorite album when it first came out (ha), but hearing it live and then in vinyl format just totally changed my initial opinion and now I’m obsessed

Currently Watching: Chef and My Fridge! It’s a Korean cooking show I watch with my dad and it’s one of my favorite shows of all time. Honestly I consider it a comfort show nowadays, as it never fails to cheer me up :)

Last Movie: Rogue One! Technically Project Hail Mary was my latest movie seen in cinema, but I was on a Star Wars kick recently and had to watch some of my favorites haha. I have been wanting to rewatch Pride and Prejudice though so I might watch that tomorrow

Currently Reading: Lots of fanfic ☺️ I recently read this modern au Percabeth (pjo) fic and it totally blew me away, would absolutely recommend!! I also recently read Project Hail Mary (phenomenal, would also highly recommend) and am trying to sit down and read Way of Kings next :)

Currently Playing: It’s not really me that’s playing, but my best friend just started a Witcher 3 playthough and I’m spectating their progress since it’s literally my favorite game of all time haha. As for me personally, I think the last game I played was Silksong! I’m terrible at it but I want to get back into it now that I have some more free time ☺️

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: Ohohoho. Honestly a toss up between Spicy and Savory! It honestly depends on the context haha

Current Obsession: …..the Witcher 3 (if my mass reblogs haven’t given me away, mutuals I’m so sorry)

Last Duck Duck Go Search: ‘what is parboiling in Korean Cuisine?’ It was a cooking technique I saw on Chef and My Fridge that I wasn’t very familiar with, so I wanted to look it up ☺️

Currently Working On: sooooo much scheming for my DND characters. Now that I actually have free time I can finally start (or perhaps resume) properly world building for them which is nice :D

Tagging: @question-of-violence @nerdeokam @ipatrichor @planetarynebulous @themothmanjops @themarydragon @getinthehandbasket @burymedeeper @thelesbododo @janetbrown711 and anyone else who would like to join! ☺️

[ipatrichor]

thank you for the tag this seems fun!

Last Song: tot musica english cover by amalee. she pulls off the intensity and desperation really well, and her gorgeous vocals tickle my brain!

Currently Watching: i'm currently trying and failing to catch up with both the flight smp and bannerfall smp. the only way it's been even remotely manageable is by sticking to a single pov for each, though i do intend to branch out eventually

Last Movie: project hail mary! i went to see it last weekend with my partner (loved the book) and their brother (really into science), and it was incredible

Currently Reading: i had the bright idea to reread the skullduggery pleasant series from the beginning to refresh my memory, since i never finished it the first time. i think currently i'm partway through the third book?

Currently Playing: honkai star rail. i didn't have the leftover focus to play for a while after getting sucked into bannerfall, but i started the 4.1 main story quest a couple days ago and it's been a lot of fun so far

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: i don't tend to do well with strong flavors, so it basically goes medium savory -> mildly sweet -> spicy. unfortunately my spice tolerance is insanely low, which is devastating because spicy food always smells so good </3

Current Obsession: surprising probably no one, it's unstable universe and specifically torchflower duo. listen all the protagonist & deuteragonist duos are awesome, but torchflower will always hold a special place in my heart

Last Online Search: ‘chicken nesting box filling' for a single line in the fic i'm currently working on. it's been a while since my family kept chickens, so i wanted to double check the material instead of relying on my memory

Currently Working On: the second chapter of a missing scene fic of lomedy being stuck on the ice spike for days, slowly losing hope of being found. this is an excerpt i literally just finished writing

Flame features in a lot of the dreams. Or- maybe features isn’t the right word. He’s just there. He stands under the tree and catches the fruit Lomedy tosses down to put in a basket. He follows the tug of their joined hands to Lomedy’s favorite stalls in Merchant City. He doubles over laughing when Lomedy falls into the pond, and yells when getting tackled in himself. Dreams are pale reflections of reality. Flame’s laugh in a dream isn’t even a tenth as warm and bright as in real life, but it’s so much more than the groaning ice and distant wind that greets Lomedy when he wakes.

Tagging: @gremling4mer @nobledragonflying @themagpieszenith @yaoipologist @abnormal-normality @grace13star @bigbraveboop @karmicpunishment as well as anyone who wants to :3

[nobledragonflying]

Thank you for tagging me!

Last Song: Song of Durin (Complete Edition) by Clamavi De Profundis

Currently Watching: Going to watch Iron Lung today, but am also watching Murdoch Mysteries with my mom!

Last Movie: Project Hail Mary, which I have watched at least 3 other times

Currently Reading: SVSSS, I was finally able to get the physical copies so I have been reading it!

Currently Playing: Hollow Knight, I got the game years ago but kept not playing it so I decided to fix that! Currently in the city of tears

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: Sweet>Spicy>Savory, I have a sweet tooth and can never say no to a good spiced meal

Current Obsession: Project Hail Mary…the man and his best friend the alien rock got to me okay. I love hopeful movies and sci-fi ouuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Last Online Search: (my city) weather report. I think this is self explanatory

Currently Working On: a drawing that was supposed to be complete for mermay, but now is going to be for pride month

Tagging: @alpineripcord @crystalrainwing @crystalline-quill @livinginadumpster @dark-nymphs-fanfiction @edmcmayonnaise @mistressoffandoms @madhare0512 @tumblerislovetumblerislife

[alpineripcord]

Thanks for the tag Noble!!!!

Last Song: Are You Listening? by Lydia the Bard! Actually the artist who I’m rotating in my brain the most rn their songs are so good

Currently Watching: pffhh nothing actually. Idk i dont have any streaming services readily available so I’m

Last Movie: Swapped on Netflix. I watched it with a friend recently and was actually impressed bc it’s a fun watch

Currently Reading: So many fanfics. I need my found family fix somehow

Currently Playing: Resident Evil 4 Remake and i am. So fucking bad at it. I’m sure I’ll get better as i play more but i got my ass beat on the first fucking chapter (I didn’t die tho!! Was just at like 1 health with no healing items💀)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Savory -> Sweet -> Spicy

Current Obsession: in the fucking RE trenches…….. help

Last Online Search: if the movie I was thinking abt was actually called swapped or if I was imagining it

Currently Working On: plotting out a silly self indulgent everyone lives/infected au for re bc I love body horror and it gives me an excuse to go wikipedia diving on animals :) also working on not being a little bitch abt my interest and talking abt them

Tagging: @stormycryptid @freakofnerdsher @forestryfae @w5aw5 @dimitri-oo @all-for-geek come my beloved mutuals

[freakofnerdsher]

Last Song: What It Sounds Like - Huntr/x, it’s my favorite song from KPDH, I get goose bumps every time

Currently Watching: the roommate and I are watching Elementary, by myself I’m doing rewatches of Leverage: Redemption and the Great British Bake Off

Last Movie: Encanto, I needed something familiar with music to wind down before bed the other day :)

Currently Reading: fanfiction, all day every day 😝 although my sister keeps pestering me to read the rest of the Heated Rivalry books (I’ve read Heated Rivalry and watched the show, but none of the other books although I’ve ignored all the spoiler warnings and know a lot of the main plot points for the rest) so that’s next on my list when I can scrounge up the energy to read something new

Currently Playing: I’m not a video games person but I am a phone games person, mostly Killer Sudoku and Spider Solitaire

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: I’d like to think I’m sweet > savory but in all honesty when given the choice I want salt so savory then sweet. I’m not a spice person at all, I’m white and my taste buds reflect that

Current Obsession: Leverage, specifically the OG series though the reboot was better than I expected and even more specifically the Leverage OT3. They gave me in a stranglehold and I love them ❤️

Last Online Search: I believe it was to look up what a bobcat looks like

Currently Working On: Nothing? I’m not a creator—I don’t write or draw. I enjoy crocheting but as a very low skill level hobby, it’s not something I’ve ever wanted to make a big project at

Tagging: @batmanisagatewaydrug @batsandbirdbrains @soulless-angel25 @dont-read-this-im-dead @sometimesthingsfallapart @youveeverycausetodoubtme @introvert2society

[soulless-angel25]

ahh thank you for the tag!!

Last Song: "Thunder Bringer" from EPIC, I was working on a paper and this was the last song playing as I finished it up

Currently Watching: I'm currently flipping between Buffy, House, and Fairy Tail! It's my first time watching both Buffy and House but this is my second re-watch of FT in years so I only remember the outline of events

Last Movie: Labyrinth, multiple of my irl friends kept telling me that I should watch it and I finally caved and did so and dear gods above this would've changed my brain chemistry had I seen it when I was younger!

Currently Reading: Warrior Cats, multiple of my friends told me to read it and I got invited to do a WC campaign so I figured I would and I am now obsessed with these stupid cats

Currently Playing: Quite a few games, but I've mainly been playing "Your Chronicles", "OneShot", and "Papers, Please". I think my favorite of those currently is OneShot because it's a really interesting premise (and I find it really funny that the person playing is technically the God of the game)

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Spicy any day of the week, then savory, followed by sweet. I enjoy sweet stuff but majority of the time it doesn't sit super well with me anymore.

Current Obsession: Vampires SMP; however, my Pokemon obsession is making a violent comeback so...

Last Online Search: "realist definition" <- i was working on a paper and the book wasn't being super clear so I needed the simplest version. it did not work and I ended up going back to the book because somehow it made more sense

Currently Working On: Vampires AU, my Doctor Who longfic, and a few OUAT AU's that are being conceptualized with @nectarithemythnerd

tagging: @quietwingsinthesky @nectarithemythnerd @blackrabbittttt @lauf-trak @emi-writings @ghostofafruitmain @cometchiron

[ghostofafruitmain]

Last Song: Poison Apple Baby by Honey Revenge just started playing in my ever playing spotify rotation

Currently Watching: Doctor Who, I rewatch the first couple of seasons on repeat I swear

Last Movie: Pretty sure that was my 'joke' watch of high school musical 2 while drunk like a month back? II can't remember if i've watched any of my go to repeat movies since

Currently Reading: Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree

Currently Playing: the lego movie video game on xbox 360

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: savoury, sweet, then spicy. Spicy doesn't get along with me all that well :(

Current Obsession: Doctor Who, but Mere by Danielle Giles is worming it's way into my brain and I don't think it'll leave any time soon

Last Online Search: bbc iplayer on my laptop so I could have Doctor Who on while I fell asleep without using the tv or my phone

Currently Working On: a lot of fic writing. A oneshot a day for pride month with ships picked from a wheel that had over 170 ships in the end

Tagging: @vvvvvvvvvvv17, @trixthemagemain

[trixthemagemain]

Last Song: Meant to be yours from Heathers (I'm a theatre kid through and through)

Currently Watching: KIPO! (before it gets removed from Netflix I'm trying to rewatch it all)

Last Movie: Clue, it's so good I watched it last night on a discord call.

Currently Reading: All the bloodymary fanfic. All of it.

Currently Playing: The rhythm game from deltarune (I can't wait for chapter 5!)

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: SWEET I have such a sweet tooth! Then savoury and finally spicy since I cannot stand spice

Current Obsession: Project Hail May

Last Online Search: My little pony compilations (I was trying to play fnaf and I hate jumpscares so if I play it with mlp in the background its slightly less scary)

Currently Working On: exams T_T

Tagging: @yourlocalfandomfriendo @explosions-are-funny @a-lua-da

[a-lua-da]

tyy for the tag!! <3

Last Song: Merry Go Round by BTS.

Currently Watching: Bleach (but still stuck on first ep, sorry Scorpio-).

Last Movie: TADC The Last Act!! (Dont worry, the fish on cinema told me to not tell anything about it until 19th :3).

Currently Reading: Curious Tides by Pascale Lacelle.

Currently Playing: Lmao i still have to finish my first Yes, Your Grace run.

Sweet, Spice or Savory: Sweet all the way. Any kind of sugary goods its well recieved, specially when I use as a reward for doing something. Like. After my finals, i wanna do a strawberry ice cream sandwich. As a treat for not throwing myself out the window. /hj

Current Obsession: I cant even tell anymore. Music-wise? BTS. Fic-wise? YOI. Game-wise? TFC and DELTARUNE. Movie-wise? TADC. Somebody help me.

Last Online Search: Normal values ​​for a blood count <- kinda boring, it was for the finals, srsly.

Currently Working On: its been a while since Pierrots birthday, but it came for me in a vision a cute one-shot for this. The funny part its somehow the angst found its way on it, mysteriously. And ofc its a yumeship, because i can.

Tagging: @bloodless-scorpio-33 @whydohumans @thisisallcameronsfault @realgayofhyperdeath + open tags for those who wanna participate too!!

[thisisallcameronsfault]

Thank you for tagging me!!

Last song: Dick Grayson by Aaron Dews (this will be a pattern)

Currently watching: My Adventures with Superman and Teen Titans (2003)

Last movie: I think it was Project Hail Mary

Currently reading: Hell Followed with Us, and also catching up on Wayne Family Adventures

Currently playing: Hollow Knight!

Sweet, spicy, or savory: I'm almost always craving something savory, altho if i had to rank them spicy would be a close second and sweet would be last

Current obsession: DC (the bats forever but i want to get more into the super side of things as well), Bloodymary/iron lung and phm, and The Great Divide (a noah kahan album thats been holding my brain hostage for like 2 months now)

Last online search: Jason Todd Red Hood

Currently working on: finally beating hk and fleshing out my ocs

Tags: @emberstreak @bioniclechronicles @catherine-clover @frostedshadow @umbrie + open tags

[catherine-clover]

Last song: Caramelldansen

Currently watching: Star Trek: The Next Generation

Last movie: The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act

Currently reading: [oh God it has been way too long since I read something too long to read in one sitting]

Currently playing: Geometry Dash & Deltarune

Sweet, spicy, or savory: too much sweet in my life rn, i could rly go for some Mildly Spicy

Current obsession: Geometry Dash. I am determined to dethrone a certain transphobe's world record. Also I just wanna be top 0.01% teehee

Last online search: Sue Adams (because of this post)

@daydreamers-choir @theoneofwhomisblue @infinitelypurple @traaro @dinkingmyoiter6 +open tags

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

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[abandoned-quiche]

in the underfell version of deltarune, mr. ant tenna is called mr. ant tagonist

[dangerous-crow-boy]

A good day to die? WRONG. A good day to LIVE and post NONSENSE ONLINE

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[catherine-clover]

[ohsimplethinggs-deactivated2023]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.