Top 0.5% Geometry Dash player

legally an adult, oldest in a Collective, DashCon 2 attendee pic by Mariella Earl

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[penelope-plural]

When Elon Musk's net worth reaches $1,000,000,000,000 he should be publicly executed on global television by dropping him into a pool of liquid gold with an anchor around his neck.

[catherine-clover]

IT'S TIME

[catherine-clover]

IT WASN'T EVEN ONE TRILLION, IT'S ONE POINT ONE TRILLION

WHAT THE FUCK

[penelope-plural]

When Elon Musk's net worth reaches $1,000,000,000,000 he should be publicly executed on global television by dropping him into a pool of liquid gold with an anchor around his neck.

[catherine-clover]

IT'S TIME

[charl0ttan]

youll never guess what character this is about

[catherine-clover]

[tvtaztic]

i got a new animation program so heres battat eating a burger

[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[cassiterite-tenring]

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[charl0ttan]

'Good Smile'..... yes... oh i think one of those might do me quite nicely now...

[gorryb]

A prince from the dark

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Being asexual means not experiencing sexual attraction. Sex repulsion, in the context of asexuality, means being repulsed by the idea of yourself having sex. Things it's totally possible to do while being a sex-repulsed asexual:

Have a sex drive

Support other people's right to have sex

Support other people's rights to talk about and/or depict sex and sexuality

Engage with art explicitly depicting and/or discussing sex and sexuality

Create art that explicitly depicts and/or discusses sex and sexuality

Beat someone to death with your bare hands in the dead of night

Grapple with what you've done as lights flash in the distance

Dig a shallow grave

As you lay the last shovel-full of dirt, catch the glint of metal in the corner of your eye

Rush toward the gun, eyes wild and shovel forgotten

Grapple less figuratively, fighting to get the upper hand, clawing with teeth and dirt-covered bloody nails

Kill a second person with your bare hands

Experience romantic attraction

[anonsweetie]

let's loaf with mama

[tia2jirai-neko]

How many bears would it take to beat an elephant in a fight? I think 3 personally but idk

I think 7 ☆tia out☆

[dinkingmyoiter6]

True

[catherine-clover]

The most plausible matchup is Asian black bear vs Asian elephant. Only place in the world where they share territory.

Finding a lone elephant would be very lucky on its own, but let's take that as a given.

Bears are solo hunters. They don't have any kind of group hunting instinct.

I bring this up because lions do, and here's a video of sixteen lions immediately fucking off the moment an elephant shows up:

I found this Quora thread saying that even prides that specialize in hunting elephants usually attack with a group of about twenty.

Granted, African elephants are larger than Asian elephants, but if it takes twenty animals comparable in the food chain with coordination to take down this type of beast, I would be surprised if it took any fewer black bears to get the job done.

My personal guess would be fourty black bears to win.

[charl0ttan]

claims to be pro jared

[catherine-clover]

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

claims to be pro jared

[catherine-clover]

[sm-baby]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW