The Cosmere has become Catholic

Pro Life. Very Catholic, very into The Way of Kings, lotr, and general fantasy and scifi lit that isn’t degenerate. Started a new blog to distance myself from my dark past as a homestuck. Software engineer.

[catholiccosmere]

Mutuals we must revitalize ask culture this is our mission. TikTok refugees must experience genuine tumblrina culture

[catholiccosmere]

Ok let’s make a new ask game,

[catholiccosmere]

Pls feel free to add more, also excuse the weird formatting I made this is iOS notes

[zipadeea]

One of my favorite things about Pride and Prejudice is the Bennet family’s complete cluelessness about Darcy and Elizabeth. Like, if this were a tv show about the Bennets, Darcy and Elizabeth are like, the D storyline. The whole family is trying to get Jane and Bingley together, the regiment is stationed in Meryton, Mr. Collins is taking the house, Lydia and Wickham are obviously the climax, these people have a lot going on. And then, once the regiment has left and Jane and Lydia and Mr. Collins are married and everything seems resolved: plot twist! They’ve got random nobility at the door in the middle of the night telling the know-it-all sister who has been home on and off through the year not to marry the rando rich guy they all hate simply because they’re family and loyal to each other damnit and he called the know-it-all sister ugly once. 

And then, of course, they all find out Lizzy and Darcy are actually very in love and literally all of the good things that have happened to them this year are a direct consequence of Darcy loving Lizzy lolol. 

[vienaur]

How Tatsuya Endo managed to create a story of the greatest spy in their country married to one of the best assassins in the country, who also happens to be the sister to one of the fastest rising ranked SSS officer, and have a telepath daughter, who the ex-Prime Minister's son has a crush on, and a future-seeing dog seem so natural and organic is beyond me.

[templevirgin]

Jesus, Gustave Dore, c. 1877

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

they should invent a gastrointestinal system that works

[funny-history]

[krakenmctetis-deactivated201807]

Se atormenta una vecina.

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[astriiformes]

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[idylls-of-the-divine-romance]

Me: If I don't get married I'd *thinks of a bunch of selfish things to do*

St Paul: *stares intensely at me*

Me:

Me: I'd dedicate myself to study, service, and silence.

St Paul: *nods approvingly*

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[incelprincess]

[elkvillage]

From the Wikipedia page for Dutch cuisine:

[edgar-allan-possum]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[archiesqueermysteries]

this is a photo of a live birth

[stuckinapril]

Very true

[fiere-violet]

The ‘Dance of the Wilis’ Giselle by Ran Chilipye

[highest-violet]

You’re Taylor Swift. You’re one of the richest people on the planet. You have unlimited funds, connections, influence, and social clout to get married literally anywhere in the world. Venues would move heaven and earth for you because wherever you chose would become a tourist destination (if it wasn’t already). You could choose somewhere ultra-exclusive, opulent, and secluded. Keep things private - just for you, your fiancé, and family and friends where you can celebrate in peace.

You choose Madison Square Garden - an impersonal multipurpose arena known for basketball and hockey games, concerts, and Wrestlemania.

[sick-jan]