kurafuto eggu

cat | she/her | I draw sometimes :^)

[ansonmount]

I wonder what it’s like to have energy… To do… Things…

[rarabro]

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

[solvatochrome]

crusty white man: i idolize this misogynistic, racist male character with a violent superiority complex that was meant to be a commentary on men like me but i’m too dumb to realize that, he is just like me!

some girl with dyed hair: i idolize this quirky, alternatively dressed female character with a bubbly personality and many friends because i think she’s cute and funny, she’s just like me!

you fucking assholes: these two things are the exact same 

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[kozumek]

i love girls we are  so fun and have morals

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

fucking love girls that are spacing out all the time if you say “what?” 5 times in 2 minutes youre extraordinary

[tacochuu]

Misaki but she’s looking at her phone and not centered

[sotok]

パンティ&ストッキング

[landofnod]

I posted these on twitter (@pucksaintcomics) too. Excited about her!

[thoodleoo]

there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D

[thoodleoo]

homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend

[earlhamclassics]

Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*

[helloitsbees]

Homer, the DM: Okay guys, so the war’s over, you had a bunch of losses but you won in the end. Time to go home, let’s roll to see who gets there firs—

Odysseus’s player: I got a critical failure.

[systlin]

Homer, the DM; “Ok seriously guys they’re not going to fall for the giant horse.”

Odysseus’ player; “I just rolled a nat 20 on my deception check.”

Homer, the DM; “What the fuck.”

[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[adhdgays-moved]

[adhdgays-moved]

[miikusch]

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[rambamboo]

best girl bday

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

The worst trope in the universe is when a female character who gets teased for looking like a “lesbian” turns out to be straight as like this whole “haha turns out she likes boys don’t stereotype” bitch just have her be gay @ Mean Girls/@ Bring It On

[desert-dykes]

Femme lesbians in big stompy boots rb if u agree

[parakeet]

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god