The Moment You've All Been Waiting For

26!! they/them | I write sometimes. You can find it here

[tenkiame-skies]

i showed my friend @the-last-carnival all of current mainichi modern today. they teared up upon realizing someone who makes mainichi also lives in austin and helped me design them a thompson p. terry’s t-shirt to wear next time they roll up to the p. terry’s. this shirt design is the result of their love for austin and we’re only making enough for like the 4 of us friends. they love austin #austin mentioned

[the-last-carnival]

She would get the chicken bites with ketchup, fries and a large dr pepper. ghillie would get a spicy crispy chicken burger in a lettuce wrap, medium arnold palmer and crispy fry. Biff would get a double cheeseburger as it comes just the sandwich.

[toskarin]

Ever tried Morrowind in VR? There's something to be said about playing an older game with low poly count and lower res textures in high resolution VR. Like the gaming equivalent of being green screened into a cartoon like you're Steve from Blues Clues

believe it or not, I actually haven't tried VR since back in the "early" days (obvious asterisk there, early days of modern VR) of tech demos. I imagine I'd probably like it with older rpg graphics though

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[lana-baumgartner]

Im obsessed w/ this picture of mariko goto kissing a female fan on stage. the angle its taken at. the way they hold eachother. the crowd at their feet, pointing and cheering and recording. the empty space of the stage and unused instruments behind them. the naked grandpa. just a really good image

[yamada-ryo]

Customer: (not on record) DMV: YEA G, G=GANGSTER

Verdict: DENIED

[b0tster]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[toskarin]

last night, I had a cartoonishly primal dream. I was just tracking motion, following a small animal around with my eyes for a few hours, and then suddenly dilated pupil big cat eyes flash in my face and I woke up in a panic. why the fuck would it do that. you know that's what wakes you up! that's like the one hard wired thing!

[toskarin]

next time I see a dog kicking its legs in its sleep I'm gonna think about how it's fully possible we've shared the rough outline of a dream now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[turgidturnip]

You don't even need to be a journalist, experts LOVE answering these kinds of questions. I, a regular-degular idiot, recently contacted the Smithsonian asking what kind of ink to use on mineral paper for maximum longevity, and I got a very detailed response in under 48 hours.

[dankxsinatra]

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[technicoloryuri]

I don't think I should have to voice train but it's getting really annoying to get gendered correctly until the moment I start speaking

[technicoloryuri]

Getting really tired that not performing traditional femininity just gets people calling people like me butch or just misgendering us. Like come on

[technicoloryuri]

I need hrt that lobotomizes anyone who misgenders me

[dorinoke]

[b0tster]

sorry everyone, i think the new piss on the poor website is now bluesky

(confirmed not joking)

[squeakitties]

Customer: FAMOUS IDIOM PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD DMV: WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE

Verdict: ACCEPTED