catmail

fuckin idk what to put here she/her nsfw beware etc etc

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[megatron]

You stole damn daniel blood

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

A cauliflower is one of the more erotic vegetables to prepare. However you can't talk about this because if they hear you talking about the appeal of florets falling to pieces in your fingers they'll think you're talking about something else.

[peachfromcmbyn]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[bungerc0re]

charlie kirk got slimed out, ben shapiro lost his platform, alex jones got sued, jordan peterson is on life support and definitely will never be taken seriously again. clavicular OD'd and will be dead within the year. horrible year for the "what are words really" fandom

[hunkeydoreysuperyuri]

Placing my own personal prediction now, Joe Rogan is gonna get flash frozen inside his ice bath. They’ll find his bald dome perfectly sticking out the top of an ice cube

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i went to the beach that makes you cold

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[giritina]

I thought he got tired of maintaining 2000s period accurate frosted tips and goatee in his late 50s and was surprised to find out he was spotted in the usual look 3 days ago and only did this for a commercial

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

dipping girl

[plaidos]

constantly thinking about how she’s seen this

[bgm05]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[important-cat-pics]

[playwolves]

this is my little sisters favorite post she sends it to me like once a week

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[crawfishcomic]

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