The Kitty :3

How can I put my hunger to words? How to describe that chronic insatiability which gnaws at my fingers and eyes and compels me and urges me towards something which even I do not know. How that need suffuses all my actions and efforts and forever chases a stillness which I begin to fear does not exist. I want to live a meaningful life. Mutuals fucked: 10

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[godkillerbrigade]

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

[godkillerbrigade]

Sirens, huh…? If only there were a way I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Maybe this rope could help… but how…?

I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea…

[godkillerbrigade]

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

[pmamtraveller]

"Office Helpers" by artist Kelly Pringle

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[im-in-your-mind]

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

[windowz97]

[frontier001]

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[r0zeclawz]

[squeakitties]

[gingik]

shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[throathole]

This gif is putting me into hysterics