i think im hilarious

This blog is a mess just like my life •20• Dance, film and food •British• Frank Turner, Bring Me The Horizon, Nirvana, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Twenty One Pilots, Grouplove, HAIM, Don Broco, Sundara Karma, The Kinks

[slavery]

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

[paintdeath]

Me

[londoncallingsigh]

How can that be your car?

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[onlytwitterpics]

[serotnin]

bye

[mysharona1987]

Trump and the former President of Mexico acting like bitchy high school girls on social media. 

It’s like The West Wing meets Mean Girls.

What the world has come to.

[seven-valid-libras]

UPDATE

I voted for affordable education.

[tree1247-deactivated20211017]

LOL THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL 😂 I voted for affordable education as well.

[klefable]

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

[ghosttownusa]

NickJonas7 on club penguin, if you’re out there…

[thezoest]

[mothcub]

Don’t think too much, unless you are thinking about baby crows like these:

If that’s the case then continue thinking about them a lot, because that’s a really good idea and I fully support it.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[cyborgslayer]

im listening.

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[prasejeebus]

*Dangerous Woman starts playing* Friend 1: Don’t start Friend 2: I’m begging you Me:

[vanityrex]

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[mishasteaparty]

…and for the last bloody time, I’m not your housekeeper!

[jaimelannistre-archived]

He’s really not moving. Slow but sure, John. Not dissimilar to yourself.