catofemptyoffice

Idk man why am I here

[catofemptyoffice]

ok I'm finally making an intro post

Hihi im cato and this is bs

I use she/her pronouns

Unlabelled!!

I mispell things watch out for that

Poetry Blog(I'm an amature and usually never post): @talesoftheventriloquist

Fandoms:

omori

genshin (I don't interact with any more, since around when fontain came out and I got stuck in Inazuma as for how far I played in the archon quest)

-pjsk (obsessed w n25, no clue about the others, still not clear on a lot of events and lore, I swear one day I'll sit down and learn all of it)

-tadc

spop

-glitch techs (I don't interact with, lowkey forgot the plot)

-dead end paranormal park (not dead endia, no clue how to access it)

-nimona

-vocaloid

-mr hopps playhouse (man I had a huge phase but completely forgot all about it )

gravity falls

arcane

-gl (I had this on my already prepared fandom list but I no longer remember what it acronym is for so take a guess)

-sv (I don't know anything ABT the comics)

-scott pilgrim (long time ago, no longer remember shit)

saiki k

hamilton

Hilda

starwars (kinda)(not really)(more like I've watched three SMTH shows w my dad)(actually no)

-the riordenverse (except kane chronicles)

-aru shah(forgot the plot bc I keep running out of memory)

poppy playtime (not anymore)

hp (stopped liking it after finding out jk is batshit crazy)

wonderend 0 (does it even have a fandom)

-oshi no ko (no longer keeping up with after I found out about the ending)

spy x family

kny(haven't read the manga)

-squid game

-awog(only up till S2)

-kimi no todoke

-asoue(show fan, on book 8)

-mouthwashing

-the interpretation of shadows(haven't been keeping u w it)

-Murder drones

-Knights of gueniver

-The summer hikaru died

-Mob psycho 100

-the owl house

-imaginary friend asylum/institution

-currently trying to learn fnaf bc the fandom is haunting me like those kids haunted them animatronics

-ddlc (haven't checked out the fandom yet and my gut tells me to leave it that way)

- married in red

-cold front

-dead plate

-will get into more studio investigrave games by the minute

-witch hat atlier

-akane banashi

i am what they call a casual fan maybe

dni- people with minors dni bc unfortunately I am a minor

Homophobes, transphobes, jk Rowling , nazis, trump supporters, pedophiles, human rights deniers, conservatives, assholes and shitty people in general

Dni people that romantize abuse I've seen too many of you

[catofemptyoffice]

ado has been really getting into football these days

[redstonedust]

i was trying to take a photo of our cat sitting like a person but my fuckin. my phone camera. my. the

[catofemptyoffice]

who tf made adderal illegal here why do i have to be prescribed the sketchy pillies that do nothing but make me sleep like an old man who's laying in his casket

[catofemptyoffice]

one may belive that one belives in one but when one does so one may have one wtf am i doing

[catofemptyoffice]

my new hobby is getting back into mlb because its so hard to do that its a full blown craft

[catofemptyoffice]

my whole day went and i didnt get a singke period cramp. i belive in god now

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[catofemptyoffice]

its the gay month the powerup is back

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[pj-doodlebugz]

newest eppy was so awesome

[yuriweee]

yes, I WILL post Airi stuff regularly 💌

[chokoti]

saiki k dump bc i started my rewatch recently 🔮

[lylacynth13]

Ok wait so what did she mean by this.

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[qliu1808]

不可靠

[renxiss]

Happy Coco day!!