Eve just wanted to know shit

[understands]

[especially]

[toddjurgess]

Crappy quality, but there’s not much Tontolini on video, so it’s important to get it back into circulation. Tontolini was a character Ferdinand Guillaume played in about a thousand shorts in Italy through the mid-teens, at which point he changed up personas and ran the new character Polidor through a thousand more.

[fabianvidal]

Devociones chilangas 3. #Malverde #narcocultura #DF #CDMX #Naibafologia

[andreii-tarkovsky]

2015 - Film Journal

El Jinete de la Divina Providencia | Óscar Blancarte | Mexico | 1991 | 7.0

[realifedreamgirl]

okay, this is SO DISGUSTING, if you’re a makeup lover or a person that shop at ULTA, PLEASE READ THIS because you could be buying USED products.

she also said this: “for the girls saying it might just be my store, I can’t speak for every store but that’s why I posted screenshots of other girls sharing their experience as well. girls I don’t even know , it completely different states have told me their stores are doing the same!”

there’s many other people dming and quoting her on twitter saying the same if you want to check out her page for more information!

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR MAKE UP BEFORE PURCHASING!

[gayboomhauer]

I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.

[captainphasmaz]

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

[montygreen]

#I love (1) pretentious film snob

[lesbi3n-deactivated20160212]

Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair

[e2ropa-deactivated20160702]

oops my hand slipped

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“SEND HELP SHE’S ADORABLE”

[drfitzmonster]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M DYING

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE NEED MORE LESBIAN MYTHS :D

[shadowdianne]

@ryshai I’m 100%  sure we’ve already mentioned each other in this post but I needed to do it again xd

[sinksanksockie2]

a year later -

whoops my hand slipped

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

whoops my fucking HEART slipped I love this shit

[underlandwarrior]

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

[systlin]

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

[mama-sass]

Bonus:

[roachpatrol]

argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story. 

“Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.”

phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. 

after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’

[victoriancuddler]

#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)

[chirrutbaze]

a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!

[sithrightsactivist]

also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, “individuality”

no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, that’s pretty amazing.

[themagicofwaltdisney]

Visit Original Link

Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

[bunjywunjy]

finally

FINALLY

[fantasiawandering]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????

[maqqy96]

First time I heard this, I almost screamed. At first, it sounds like typical movie music until SUDDEN 80’S MONTAGE.

[rainbowasylum]

bruh

[anabialbunny]

,

[the-bored-cat]

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

[angryaroacedragon]

Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about

[piratedykes]

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

[piratedykes]

Eh. Doing it anyway.

If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”

[darkdamiaknight]

[armandyke]

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

[lizzieunfortunatelynotbennet]

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

[reallytinylaura]

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

[devenka]

Language policing at its finest

[armandyke]

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

[sleemo]

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