PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz

Kaledo Art

if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
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Three Goblin Art
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Acquired Stardust

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RMH

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@catoxica
Crappy quality, but thereâs not much Tontolini on video, so itâs important to get it back into circulation. Tontolini was a character Ferdinand Guillaume played in about a thousand shorts in Italy through the mid-teens, at which point he changed up personas and ran the new character Polidor through a thousand more.
Devociones chilangas 3. #Malverde #narcocultura #DF #CDMX #Naibafologia
2015 - Film Journal
El Jinete de la Divina Providencia | Ăscar Blancarte | Mexico | 1991 | 7.0
okay, this is SO DISGUSTING, if youâre a makeup lover or a person that shop at ULTA, PLEASE READ THIS because you could be buying USED products.
she also said this: âfor the girls saying it might just be my store, I canât speak for every store but thatâs why I posted screenshots of other girls sharing their experience as well. girls I donât even know , it completely different states have told me their stores are doing the same!â
thereâs many other people dming and quoting her on twitter saying the same if you want to check out her page for more information!
ALWAYS CHECK YOUR MAKE UP BEFORE PURCHASING!
I love it when people ask shit like âWhich world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?â When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.
Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica
#I love (1) pretentious film snob
Concept: medusa is a lesbian and thatâs why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair
oops my hand slipped
âSEND HELP SHEâS ADORABLEâ
THIS IS TOO CUTE IâM DYING
WE NEED MORE LESBIAN MYTHS :D
@ryshai Iâm 100% Â sure weâve already mentioned each other in this post but I needed to do it again xd
a year later -
whoops my hand slipped
whoops my fucking HEART slipped I love this shit
Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.
Look.Â
Look at the lack of tit cups.Â
Bonus:
argument: captain phasmaâs armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story.Â
âPhasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Orderâs precursor.â
phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper âwhat would be the sexiest possible modification to your armorâ and none of them are going to say âcut a boob windowâ theyâre gonna say âplate it with something HARDCOREâ.Â
after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, âAND STICK A CAPE ON.â
#other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast)
a good thing has appeared on my dash!!!
also, ask a stormtrooper what they really, really want, and they might glance around a bit before saying, âindividualityâ
no one else looks like phasma, and for a stormtrooper, thatâs pretty amazing.
Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack
finally
FINALLY
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WERENâT ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????
First time I heard this, I almost screamed. At first, it sounds like typical movie music until SUDDEN 80âS MONTAGE.
bruh
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, âI ask you a question, and if you donât know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.â
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, âOkay, if you donât know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I donât know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.â
This catches the blondeâs attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. âWhatâs the distance from the earth to the moon?â
The blonde doesnât say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. âOkayâ says the lawyer, âyour turn.â
She asks the lawyer, âWhat goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?â The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, âThank you,â and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, âWell, whatâs the answer?â Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes Iâm about
I wanna do one of those âif youâre lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tagsâ but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. Iâll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
Eh. Doing it anyway.
If youâre lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tagsâ
Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends âgirlfriendsâ:
- The word âfriendâ already exists and is gender neutral you donât need another word for friends of the same gender
- Iâm gay and confused
- Thatâs it
âI m gay and confusedâ is probably my new life motto
Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and Iâm like ââŠ.fine?â and then sheâs like âoh so is she home from the hospital?â I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.
Stop confusing the gays. Weâre sad enough already.
Language policing at its finest
28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing
Yâall:Â
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