Local Art Goth Girl™

☾| tay | she/her | INFP | ☾

[itsbyrosie]

its 3am

[catpurity]

i cannot believe i found and was able to login to this tumblr

[dykeike]

i am Distressed

[dykeike]

it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention humanity has ever come up with and there like. bread sticks but they taste sweet and they’re more square

[dykeike]

isn’t there like a country in the name too.. hungary cinnamon bread. great britain sticks. france bread

[dykeike]

france bred france brad france bread france sticks francebreadsticks France France revolution

[dykeike]

FRENCH TOAST STICKS

[toshio]

this is the money bear. reblog to keep your 2017 filled with great wealth and fortune

[owomon]

[bodyglitter]

this is so…embarrassing

[bodyglitter]

i dont know what did it for me…the lady casually fanning herself with money in the background or the ‘or our 9 children…or our 8 grandchildren’

[bamboobeans]

for me it was seeing them in a pack and riding the escalator with money out in the open

[sauvamente]

The most embarrassing thing is them saying they’re going to Dillard’s like its an upgrade

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I’m LAUGHING SO HARD FHIS IS SO EMBARRASSING the first lady’s DENTURES OMFGGGGG

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I can’t stop watching this because between the 6 of them here they can’t get one sentence together it’s so crazy. They sound exactly how Donald trump sounds.

The lady with the dentures at the beginning couldn’t answer the simple question ‘why are you boycotting Nordstrom’ like she just sputtered and so did the rest of them.

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

Btw whitie it’s Nordstom. There’s no ’S’ at the end. So ignorant!

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[lord-kitschener]

Florida

[brainstatic]

On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.

[ghostdaddotcx]

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.

[alicexz]

Can you make something good again please.

Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go

[freakazxid]

this is honestly iconic

[chibi-megimoo]

@markiplier @crankgameplays why not.

[thenatsdorf]

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[gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb]

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[1212121212212-deactivated202101]

[ok-dingo]

sup bro

[startrekdeepspacenine]

this is the fucking funniest screenshot ever taken of me in any game

[prestoncarbonaro-deactivated202]

[warabou]

a wolf in sheep’s clothing

[psyducked]

they’re on a stealth mission

[jabbuki]

[performance-sofa-deactivated201]

He looks reliable, I feel safe