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@catqueen0124
wanting to show off and having AA cups is so humiliating like hey do you want to see the catgirl princess's nearly flat chest.
wearing a low cut top and no bra so when she bends over she can show you a tantalizing glimpse of her nothing.
do you want to grope her ribcage while she pretends to feel something?
So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world
it may just be me but i think stockholm syndrome is so attractive. your kidnapper who showers you with gifts, affection, and care, then keeps you locked in his basement and doesnt come down to see you for days. then does the whole thing over again, just to make you emotionally dependent on him. you’ll realize he’s your only source of social contact, your bridge to the outside world. how can you hate the only person that loves you?
this guy’s awesome fujoshi wife…
i am pleased my older sister has finally seen wisdom in permitting me to co-gm her game but she mmakes me sit in hherlap and sh e keeps touchinggmy chest behind the screen wwhen it's my turn to nnnarrate
yuo are all just jealous of my really small molestable wings
YOU might be tired of begging for the things you want and sleeping like a dog on the floor, but I’M actually quite enjoying it
Im not giving you an "upskirt" its called a princess curtsy asshole
me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-
my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?
me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and
my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember
me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-
my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me
me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu
my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel
me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,
my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?
me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,
my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?
me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........
oh wow i forgot about this one. ive decided i need this actually. milfs DI (DO interact)
(flirting) i don't think i'd be able to fight you off if you decided to do something bad to me
does anyone have the one image of that twink failing to pick up a jug of milk
thank you
Having a girlfriend can be tough. It's like you get a girlfriend and suddenly you're not allowed to go around swallowing stranger's cum anymore. Now you've gotta bring it home unswallowed in your mouth and spit or drool it into her mouth like you're feeding a really perverted baby bird. It's not easy. Sometimes the trip home can take a really long time!
ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities
sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
Is it licking boots?
because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.
me: Sorry dude.. Warrior Cats Porn is Feral Porn... You're gonna have to kill yourself for sinning against innocent cats.. I mean.. [holding up papers] This shit? You might as well have raped a cat already. Like. Jesus.
random 13 year old girl at the library: [sniffling and crying] please don't tell my mom i'm sorry please miss im sorry i wont draw it ever again please im sorry im sorry
me: Yeah. You should be, buster. You're basically hitler, to me. Do you- Do you know who hitler is? Well you should. Cus that's who you are. Firestar would not fucking bottom btw so fuck you for that too. Bitch.
First piece of valid criticism ive ever recieved on this blog. You're right. He would bottom. I initially wrote this with another cat in mind but firestar is the most recognizeable one so I changed it for mass appeal. I'm sorry. Firestar is absolutely a bottom.
my friend: yeah so this is my dog-
me: #MyDog. sorry, continue
my friend: you're always so rude maddie. god. anyways as i was saying, this is my dog, weve been together for 2 years now, its been a great time
other friend: howd you two meet? youre cute together
my friend: well, i went to a bar and we hit it off then and there, took her home and, she's been my puppy-
me: #MyPuppy. Keep going sorry.
my fri- owner: you're not getting any treats tonight. you're going in the kennel
me: [whiiiiine] so you want me to kill myself? #MySelf?
my owner: no maddie i want you to behave
me: yes ma'am....
other friend: god shes well trained isnt she? i swear if my partner-
me: #MyPartne- ACKKFKSKFMDF [gets shocked repeatedly by my collar]
other friend: so thats how you do it huh
#MyOwner: yeah shes my bitch. HASHTAG MY BITCH.
me: tthh- [bzzt] aank [BBZKZK] yyou,,,, [BZZZZTT]
oh my god puppygirl humor im officially washed i think i need to hand the reigns to aomeone else. 1000 dollars. ill give you the swagophile account
