CatRatSoda

Pronouns:They/Them He/Him   Name: Kai    Status: probably somewhere with a closet.

[catrat-soda]

d o g

yes hello. my dog smells like dog?

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[catrat-soda]

YES! THE SACRED ORDER HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN PLACED SO CAREFULLY ON MY DASH! I THANK THE GODS FOR BESTOWING SUCH AN HONOR ON ME

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[bewarethebitchbites]

Coffee, thunderstorm, passion. Eh not to bad

[catrat-soda]

cherries, soft rain, and passion... i gotta write a coffee shop AU with this-

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

[archouai]

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

[nicetobealive-deactivated201710]

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

[nerdgul]

*if ur on moble screenshot it

[bewarethebitchbites]

Coffee, thunderstorm, passion. Eh not to bad

[catrat-soda]

cherries, soft rain, and passion... i gotta write a coffee shop AU with this-

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

So a friend of mine made this based off a fb status I made and now it’s *everywhere*

[gamecubist]

this post made me lose a follower

[nygmacere-deactivated20191104]

this post is the physical embodiment of “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave”

[catrat-soda]

i-............. well you’re not wrong

[sixpenceeeblog]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

[catrat-soda]

OwO

[catrat-soda]

SCIENCE WORK

AHAHWOKENDOAODND GUYS HELP PLEASE DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE HALF LIFE???

[catrat-soda]

i have 37 missing assignments (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

[teaboot]

Think they misspelled golden delicious

Honeycrisp Or Death

[imnotthatfun]

Can we agree to disagree

[teaboot]

No

[catrat-soda]

i am prepared to die. so long and goodnight my dudes.

[catrat-soda]

gUYS! I WAS IN THE STORE GETTING SHIT FOR MY COSPLAY AND I KID YOU NOT I SAW A BOY WITH THE ✨NICEST ASS✨ like- wijdhakndf and i caught a glimpse of his face and he was so fuckin cute i can't!

[catrat-soda]

i love how my happy playlist goes from hayloft or fantastic bastards to lost in you by khai dreams. then it goes to like ocean avenue or smth. lol

[catrat-soda]

house on the hill

it's kinda bad but it was inspired by the sky this morning. it looked so pretty and i had to recreat it

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[mxbitters]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[catrat-soda]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[mxbitters]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[catrat-soda]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[catrat-soda]

My Fanfic

Hi! So idk how many people will see this, but if you've watched Great Pretender on netflix, could you please read my fic??

If you haven't it's oki but it's so good!!

anyways here's the link to my latest chapter!: https://www.wattpad.com/958825667-tu-as-volé-mon-coeur-an-edarent-fic-singapore-here

Thank youuuuu

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[cyndaquil17-deactivated20180822]

Keep the flame spread the tag.

[catrat-soda]

Keep it going. Rest In Peace

[catrat-soda]

Tsukashima Kei phone wallpaper!