Finny 🐌

He/they, queer

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[the-muppet-joker]

On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

[quillgray]

Searching for books in my genre to find comp titles and I'm... Shocked at how few books there seem to be. Where are all of my monsterfucker authors? Why are there so few people writing queer erotic horror-romance books?

I didn't think I'd picked a niche genre to write in but I'm hard pressed to find any books to read that include horror, queer characters, And explicit erotica.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

[fvckw4d]

Guy who doesnt like to think of himself as an irrational animal affected by fear and pain: haha why are these characters doing stupid things under stress, I sure wouldn't

[p0tasiu]

Idk about you but personally I wouldn't find myself blocked in some sketchy catacombs just because I wanted a stone and then enter a passage that has "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" written on it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

skill issue. im moving in the catacombs like a victorian sewer snake. pockets full of rocks. straight up clattering with illicit gains. hands full of skulls and gravel. velvet cloak. sunglasses; no sun. “abandon all hope” does not apply to me because the only thing i brought with me was 49 Trojans and astroglide. the only thing im leaving with is memories.

[dailycatsblog]

[dogpuppy]

[charlesoberonn]

Like talking about basketball with Michael B. Jordan.

[charlesoberonn]

[eskildit]

boooo i thought this was going to be about some new trend to like have a cigarette while you stare vacantly into your fridge

[themockingcrows]

its always fun being around someone who's never been in the midwest when its tornado siren test day. just silent hill casually happening outside and nobody else is batting a single eye at hearing it, it's just background noise. but to that newbie it must be kind of alarming to hear? especially when *nobody else is even acknowledging it's happening most of the time*.

like, oh, yeah, sorry, should've warned you this happens every month dwai.

most common question i've heard is "...what if there's an actual tornado during the siren practice-" and the answer is usually "there'd hopefully be a phone ping as well or things on the news" coupled with "go look at the sky and see how it's doing, you'll know"

which is a whole other level of midwest where yeah there's REAL tornado sirens but a lot of us will be on the porch keeping an eye on it for a while.

[the-haiku-bot]

like, oh, yeah, sorry,

should’ve warned you this happens

every month dwai.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fantasy-costco]

Yesterday my therapist used “triggered” in an actual medical context and for a second I honestly thought she was making fun of me before I remembered that it was still a word like. Actual doctors use and not just something shitty people say

[hypokeimena]

#my therapist loves to say ‘i’m sorry; did I trigger you?’ with an expression of Gentle Professional Concern #and I have no idea what to do with that #it definitely doesn’t calm me down lol (via @ducktoothcollection)

[mysharona1987]

[theprofessional-amateur]

A ceo leaves for a week, very few people notice.

The custodial staff leave for a day, everyone notices.

Sanitation and custodial workers deserve far more money and respect than they generally get.

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I don't think people understand the degree to which society is kept alive by the labor of the least well-regarded professions. If sewage technicians and sanitation workers and their expertise and knowledge were to disappear tomorrow, the streets would pile high with bodies in every city. We live in a world where we get to be blessedly ignorant to just how fast, how brutally and how violently cholera can rip through a community. How many babies it can kill. How many elderly bodies it can devour alive. You've never seen what it's like when typhoid takes root.

"Oh but we have modern medicine" if you don't have clean drinking water and a way to dispose of your piss and shit and trash you are going to fucking die. No if or but or maybe, you are dead, and so are half the people you know.

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[theocseason4]

[carbomcoco]

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

[avagueidea]

Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband

[plavoptice]

I am gonna defend my man Komuro because it is high key romantic she walked away from her crown to bang a commoner

The New York Bar had a 40% pass rate in 2022

He graduated Fordham Law with honors, received a public service award, was Dean’s List in undergrad, attended a Japanese university for his MBA, and won first prize in the 2020 business law writing competition sponsored by the New York State Bar Association for law students. He is currently an associate at a national civil law firm focusing on business law.

But yes ~certain~ tabloids absolutely hate him and it is 10000% a class thing

[strange-aeons]

why did you do it? why did you send the croaker to super hell?????

I only killed him god sent him to super hell

[daily-spooky]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I beat the fuck out of a normal person in Animal Crossing for stealing something.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this