❂

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Uh oh! You’ve encountered this spell that makes you clean up a little bit around you!

Pass this curse on if you LOVE your friends and want them to be WELL

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snuh oh! You've snencountered snis snell snat makes you snlean up a snittle snit snailround you!

Snass snis snurse on if you SNOVE your snriends and want snem to be SNAILL

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wouldn’t be my first time trying to take care of my friends accidentally turned them into snails instead

[snailifier]

@=: snand it won't be the snast... snuahahahaa

(snail emoticon- and it won't be the last... muahaha)

[bish0ps]

It used to be perfect. We had it all

[qelflinq]

Bitches never seen my Wendy folder

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[trans]

literally my fave gif rn

[thelambliesdown1974]

[trans]

don’t do that to him…

[eggsaladstain]

defying the odds with mama

[hartofsnarkness]

[jonbutter]

[killue]

this world aint all cookies n cream little fella

[cool-drink]

what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

[cool-drink]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[jaminbonbon]

goddamnit

[treecitysessions]

Stoner confession I don’t know what hash is that has to be some 70s bullshit

[treecitysessions]

Wow so this is the resin they had in the olden days…..

[gayrat-deactivated19690420]

We're smoking carpet. We're smoking that "call 1-800-Steamer, Stanley Steamer gets your home cleaner" hash. We're fucking the dirt into the devil and sucking it back out.

[e-102]

god i wish i could hit an elf with my car it would be so awesome

[theanimalblog]

Baby and Mama, Yellowstone National Park

[a-book-of-creatures]

Let’s responsibly use the bike lane with mama

[medievaljournalist]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting