[stealingpotatoes]

it's tucker's adoptiversary/ defacto birthday today! (which means it's been 13 whole years of me constantly forcing my mum to hear about how cute he is)

[revilonilmah]

Just a little off the top

[quantum-dragon]

[threadednovelist-deactivated202]

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

[dinner-rol]

[cherryralts]

Nothing as a kid was more magical than the original PMD’s friend areas

[local-gun-witch]

[paladitos]

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

[stealingpotatoes]

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

[diamondguls]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[petalpetal]

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

[shalpilot]

what?

[petalpetal]

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

[anonymous-ivplay]

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

[mr-president]

johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

[20dollarlolita]

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

[amethystviolist]

[catmask]

hey guys when you say something is for the johto starters can you include me in that as well? the johto starters and tepig if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[oddmarsfellow]

[ottermatopoeia]

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

[ottermatopoeia]

Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?

[thetetra]

I used to live in an apartment complex and this guy had those super bright headlights, a custom job that was WAY brighter than the norm. He would use his brights in the apartment complex and when his headlights were on your window you could read fine print with the curtains closed.

We yelled at him and told him to at least turn off his brights and he told us to go fuck ourselves. So one night after he came rolling back in at 2 or 3 in the morning someone smashed his headlights in with a hammer and sprayed black spray paint inside the holes. The reverse lights too as they were also obnoxiously bright.

Police came by the next day after he woke up and screamed blood and vengeance for an hour. I think we were all questioned and not 1 person knew anything.

Property management had to admit that the fake security cameras were actually fake.

Guy got his system fixed exactly the same and went around loudly bragging about it. Guy went back out to set up his camera to watch the car and went to bed. The camera was smashed from behind spray painted and again the headlights and reverse lights, with the added bonus of a side view mirror smashed and spray painted.

This time the only person who said anything to the cops was a guy who could confirm it wasn't at 5 am because he went out with a gas can and a box of matches but the job had already been done. And funnily enough saying "well I was going to do it but someone beat me to it" isn't actually illegal.

He put in much more sensible headlights and didn't turn his brights on in the parking lot anymore.

[butt-berry]

Vmax Espeon

[everythingfox]

Bilingual

[the-clumsywitch]

[buddyblanc]

cash me out, money cat!