Cats Suck At online dating.

Like really, really bad.

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I...Like.. raisin?

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Cat seeks M’Lady

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Humans, you also suck at dating

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Back yard BBQ?

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I think this is about a huge dong.

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Holy shit.

Where did all these followers come from? Hi! I’ll stop neglecting this tumblr now <3

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Lookin for a #freakgirl  Kitteh, so fierce.

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Your guess is as good as mine, man.

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You know, you’re supposed to really try to sell yourself on these personal ads. BTW, THIS WAS THE ENTIRE AD.

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I’m not sure how you’re managing to do this, kitteh.

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Bawwwh kitteh, you’re so cute. SO CUTE. Yes, you have a good smile, kitteh.

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the america army! I have it on good confidence that even America army mans don’t write this bad.

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Ladies... ;3

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nice father AND brother? Why is this so weird? Mom is an orphanage?? So, PSA- 419 scammers will concoct the most absurd genealogies in order to make sure people don’t catch on to HOW FUCKING BAD IS THEIR ENGLISH,  

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Stacks! Photo from catswithfatstacks

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...uuhhh...K. “ i am willing to share you more hot and sexy photos of mine, and if you want too i could be able to share some of my video scandals “

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..dude...