The Algorithm Bends To My Will

they/them, 20s

[catthey-unleashed]

nishino flower you would love whatever the fuck is happening on this god forsaken platform

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

[coolxatu]

the ocean was made of sprite also

[coolxatu]

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

[chufff]

fukukitaru's totally safe not cursed amulet

[loveridden1999]

[aflo]

Blocked on main but they forgot to block me on their age regression sideblog

[hollanderthoughts]

can yearning make you sick

[hollanderthoughts]

can desire kill you

[ewaneneollav]

[lesbian-horse]

has this been done already

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[catthey-unleashed]

we’re just normal men… we’re just innocent men…

[sallymew4]

what is their problem

[kirakirakira2137]

this came to me in a Vision last midnight

[marimachaa]

[drachenivy]

#LookAtCurren

[akashicrecord]

me: I can go from hypersexual to completely lacking a libido overnight or vice versa. I think it's a symptom of bipolar disorder but, honestly, I've always had a complicated relationship with sex since learning what it is

Dunkin Donuts drive thru employee: You still have a 3 dollar total after the gift card

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[evaceratops]

[umamusumedaily]

Day 63: Happy (Late) Valentines!

[qqchurch]