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@general-woundwort umamusume sideblog, she/her 💕

[rookiebe]

every single civic attack ive recieved from art fight this year has her smoking which is REALLY funny to me..

[lesbian-horse]

“The latest event-“ You mean the latest situationship?

[lesbian-horse]

when you go to your sister’s lesbian friends for girl advice but they just bully you :(

[lesbian-horse]

yes this is about fine motion’s brother who got hard while racing air groove

[lesbian-horse]

when you go to your sister’s lesbian friends for girl advice but they just bully you :(

[ferricsailor]

which umas do you think would smoke cigarettes

*its juice

[lesbian-horse]

Vodka would carry those candy cigarettes around with her and pretend to smoke them to look “cool”

[lesbian-horse]

this trackblazer event is just “girlfriends vs bestfriends”

[applesplash08]

She keeps doing this and it’s frying me 😭😂

[lesbian-horse]

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

Holy shit. I don’t ship gorumaku but congratulations to everyone who does. Life could be a dream

[lesbian-horse]

Damn I was convinced Golshi was aroace but this might change my mind

[ferricsailor]

Fun fact of the day: Before modern medicine understood the biology of umamusume, caring for and treating injured or sick musume was such a difficult, time-consuming process that many were simply euthanized instead, both to spare them further suffering and to avoid the burden of maintaining them until they recovered.

ohhhhh so suzuka was sniped on the field in front of spe and later replaced by her twin. i get it

[lesbian-horse]

I’ve always wondered about the gender politics of umamusume…are umas treated better than women, or worse? Or is it more complicated than that? Much to think about 🤔

[lesbian-horse]

As a former theater kid, I deeply appreciate that they made Air Shakur a crew member.

Like, yeah, the stereotype is true…crew members are gay emo antisocial nerds! (My friends and I could all attest to this.)

Same goes for Doto and I think it’s adorable that her and Opera are a cast/crew pair 🩷

[skypolls]

You've just become a spirit and this is your new Spirit name!

Do you like it?

Yes! It fits me well!

Not bad! I could live with this.

This is less than ideal

Thanks, I hate it

Voting ended onJul 3

[lesbian-horse]

Racehorse ass names 😭

[ghostyolive]

A sudden kiss that’s been a loooong time coming

[lesbian-horse]

PLEEEASE COME HOME SHAKUR your wife is waiting 🙏

[lesbian-horse]

Finally pulled her 😭💙

Digitan is officiating their wedding

[squeaksterr]

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

[umamusume-headcanons]

[lesbian-horse]

I was just having this exact thought…like irl Akebono was a big horse, so WHY would you make his uma skinny?

Idk about the other two, but please y’all. Lots of girls have big boobs AND a tummy!!!

[lesbian-horse]

can this be the new gay hanky code but for sapphics

[lesbian-horse]

what a bother

[murmarine]

We have successfully sent Bright into space.

[lesbian-horse]

mejiro bright are you ready to replace ryan gosling

[ferricsailor]

How do you feel about air shakur coming out.right today

i thought everybody already knew she was gay

[lesbian-horse]

Congrats to Air Shakur for coming out today!!! 🥳🏳️‍🌈