[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

don’t say what’s up to me bc im literally never doing anything and the conversation won’t go anywhere omg

[hazelgracelancaster]

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

[ionaonie]

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

[theantlercouncil]

God bless

[kittynoct]

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

[captchacomics]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

[hyolights-deactivated20151008]

person: “hey can i have some of your food?”

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[lamedere]

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

[euphorriicc]

I’ve seen it all

[candiecorncoochie]

WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS

LIKE OH LETS MAKE A WOODY DOLL COVERING HIS LIL WOODY WITH HIS HAT AND SELL IT

[messiah-bug]

[messiah-bug]

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

[californiaistheproblem-deactiva]

may it rain notes

[marshalmallow]

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

[officialcheesepolice]

you are a 20 year old male

[marshalmallow]

I

AM

YOUR

MOTHER

NOW

[officialfirenation]

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

[usne]

[getdownyoulittlepancake-deactiv]

[shabbyd0ll]

This fucking show

[tequilakisses-and-bigfootcuddles]

[heartyglobe-deactivated20160503]

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

[mortalvision]

this is pretty clever 

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

[violettarainbow]