*ambient fart noises*

annie|she/they|26|US you’re probably following me for that post i made about my math homework in 9th grade. did u know i’m a whole ass therapist now

[shegayonmygirl]

In what many are calling "gay and stupid" I'm trapped in this maze again.

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[chexmix016]

to live is to be haunted by our deep past lives and the lives of yesterday and the thought of our lives tomorrow

[treecitysessions]

[naedocytebreeder]

[sirensallnight]

[byjove]

Yeah man, I’m so excited to go home. Got big plans tonight. Found a huge container of old pens and I get to test them all out and see which ones still work. Bunch of different colors too, some are sparkly and everything. It is going to be awesome.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

blank version, please make this the new infodumping meme

[its-time-to-be-silly]

[aropride]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[sweetnothins]

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

[deadbeatdawg]

Where is it buried

[konoko]

[girlmostlikely]

[hungwy]

holy shit all jobs are bad

[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[catasters]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[importantdogimages]