[sobertodeath2018-deactivated202]

[turing-tested]

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

[notsoheadless]

[blackpyrefly]

reblog this to be hung from a meat hook

[pauljpeg]

[velvetys]

english ist

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[obeymeheadcanons]

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

[awkward-finger-guns]

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

[eightyproof]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a ride.

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art

[grumblershole]

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[nultemp]

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

[hyenagirl-pseudophallus]

The idea of a “corrupted” or “fallen” train is causing so much chaos in my head. The theological and engineering implications….

[nudityandnerdery]

[vol14-remade-deactivated2021051]

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

emojis

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Can you try again

[bulkbuys-deactivated20191105]

not in the mood

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[nyallace]

Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon Ho

[apjvff]

i walk to work every day on the freeway (1 hour distance) while listening to janet jackson's rhythm nation. i do the marching forward choreography nonstop

[doggosource]

[peppylilspitfuck]

bogdog

[regularlesbian]

[yardovich]

foina appple is mitski for bjork fans who loiike to listen to music on window 10 groove music player audio technica head phone youtube poop freddy ruins sam life on Z9G MASTER Series LED 8K High Dynamic Range (HDR) Smart TV Android TV KD-85Z9G KD-85Z9G AZ1

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