Going out of my mind and I've been doing JUST FINE

I started this blog as a way to find myself after my life was flipped upside down at the age of 21. I found my sense of self, sense of humor and sense of the world around me through this blog. I made and lost some good friends in the vast world that is Tumblr when I had no one in the real world. I have grown a lot and am now happily married with a cat. At the time of updating this description I am 28 and in a much better place than I was when I first discovered this place. I typically only post photos now, of things going on in my life (but mostly my beautiful cat, Sir Ringo Winston Jorde).  I am always glad to recieve messages and it makes me smile when I get notes on pictures of my kitty.  

[fanonical]

every barbie is autism barbie if you just believe

[wetheurban]

Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.

Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally, socially, financially.

Life is asking a lot right now.

Pause when you can. Breathe when you remember.

Give yourself space. Give yourself grace.

[pannman]

This was funnier in my head

[soups-ablaze]

we need less normal porn on this site. more pictures of industrial machinery

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[cnc-pet]

*fastens your collar around your neck*

*gives you a kiss on the forehead*

*pets your hair*

“Much better.”

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[notatzimisce]

the urban tarot is pretty cool. they‘ve changed some of their cards, but fortunately I, in possession of the very first edition, get to show you this

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[meatexe]

i love post scene discussion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what was ur favorite part !!!!!! which part r u jerking off to later !!!!!! u should do tht thing to me again some time !!!!!!! do u think i looked cute gagging n crying n whining !!!!!! listening to everything u have to say w rapt attention n also kicking my feet n giggling!!!!!!!!!

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[important-animal-images]

[animentality]

[introvertsnation]

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK

[dmollyc]

me all the time l 😢😳🥺😭

[littlemoondarling]

ME RIGHT NOW SAVE MEEEEW

[important-animal-images]

[shybuprofen]

girls only want one thing and it’s to kneel at your feet and look at you lovingly while you jerk off over their face

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[important-animal-images]

[weavemama]

WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK