anna

most likely sobbing over a fictional character

[caut1ously-opt1m1st1c]

JD: Merry Christmas, I’m your present!

Veronica: Can I have the receipt?

JD: *offended emo noises*

[mrdestructo]

My Million Dollar Movie Pitch

It’s called His Girl Friday, a reboot of His Girl Friday mashed up with an all-white and all-girl reboot of Friday, written and directed by me, thereby offending:

fans of classic old movies

fans of classic modern movies

men

and women and people of color, neither of whom I consulted when making this movie, which I heavily rewrote to reflect my own neuroses.

Now, not gonna lie, that’s gonna be a blow at the box office, but I figure we make it back selling tickets to people who will buy them to piss off those other groups on an individual basis.

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[cockhunt]

[caut1ously-opt1m1st1c]

I don't know how to properly express my love for this image apart from saying it is truly iconic

[glassbonespaperskin]

[dulect]

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

[caut1ously-opt1m1st1c]

Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

[mathlaskohlers-deactivated20160]

when yr fav person gives u attention w/o u askin for it

[shameshack]

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[pomeranian2]

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[bittersuggestion]

Stop romanticizing the moon

[exymas-deactivated20161227]

she’s my mom and i would die for her

[musermatt]

what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old