salty

i have cold feet

[heartfairy]

[sunstonez-deactivated20250514]

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

[jaegershund]

Shakespeare's Macbeth

[wingsoutforshin]

michael myers in almost every halloween movie:

[honeyybadgerhatesmen]

Please watch this you guys, this made me laugh so hard.

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[jamieleeofficial]

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[dgolden-boy]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

[facelessoldgargoyle]

and big naturals

[outofcontextdiscord]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[volach-deactivated20230326]

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m at a loss for words

[wonderbitchin]

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two