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Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

metamagic-adept

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

carnival-phantasm

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

carnival-phantasm

mesopelagic

tumblr is actually a really good structure for social media with the way blogs and posts are formatted however unfortunately the entire site is run by monkeys who wouldnt be able to make a good executive decision if their mothers lives depended on it

wholeheartedsuggestions

you will grow from this and you will be glad you made it

regbian-moved-to-lezbianz

we all have that one book we read as a class in school that we REALLY liked…reblog this and tag what it is for me it’s either the outsiders or romeo and juliet

#animal farm XD i looove that book good lord

butch-king-frankenstein

Honestly the Legend of Zelda character most deserving of Smash rep at this point is Tetra, if only so we can have three Zeldas to match our three Links