Hey it's just a plus 2

Hi! I’m Cobra Kai. I’m 27 years old trans boyo who is pansexual and poly. This is my blog,The-Oreo-King Swiss fucking cheese god damn it .Coran coran the gorgeous man

[the-oreo-king]

Because of all of the porn bots following everyone one, I have stopped checking the new followers are real or not so if you are a real person then message me or say hi in the notes. Hope to become mutuals

[exuberantocean]

[theeungodlyhour]

ROBIN BUCKLEY & STEVE HARRINGTON in STRANGER THINGS 5.01 — 'The Crawl'

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[important-cat-pics]

[villapaitalepakko]

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

[rawrgoesjerran-blog]

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

[firetinasty]

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

[mallorylrc]

whoop there it is

[gayrika]

jesus fuck

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[justcallmedom31]

[justcallmedom31]

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[officer-lahit]

I'm lucky to have met you 🫛

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Rosalia (shewolf) and Solayne by Ami Thompson on Instagram

[vv-itchy]

[zoeflake]

From the graphic novel Habibi by Craig Thompson

[rakel-on-ao3]

staring up at the ceiling thinking about how Project Hail Mary on multiple occasions intentionally makes use of tropes associated with romance, except they somehow strip them of all romantic connotation without lessening their impact whatsoever

apparently you can just DO that if you spend enough time lost in the goddamn sauce