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i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

THE LAST OF US 2

Me: “E3 is during pride month that means video games are gay”

Ubisoft: “No matter which gender you pick to be in the new Assassins Creed you can romance men and women”

Naughty Dog: “Ellie from The Last of Us has a girlfriend”

Me: I was just joking but like video game developers giving the gays what we deserve god bless happy pride games are gay

Nerve//The Story So far

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

gay culture is telling your partner “that’s gay” every time they do something romantic and cute

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I’m just gonna add this:

Ben Maxfield | @wordsnquotes

Somewhere in neverland