Basically just me dicking around with Black Clover

No one is safe, especially Royals

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

[undeadhousewife]

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[egberts]

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

[docbe]

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

[soupacool]

my dumb ass named my cats after seasonal beverages so this post showing up on my dash really threw me for a loop

[soupacool]

the only apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef that's real is when the girls rumble

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[scrawnytreedemon]

BEHOLD!

Public transport!

[spaceknifes]

traumatic experience? slap that shit on a shirt

[awakefor48hours]

Black Clover was so right for making Vanessa's color scheme pink, wear revealing clothing, drink all the time, have a magic cat that manipulate the fabric of space and time, and be the one who's mostly likely to kill several men.

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

[ferretteeth]

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

[noegrets]

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

[comixextra]

Tiny falcon

[brightlotusmoon]

[fleetwoodmess]

@todaysbird

[jheilann]

Princess carry himst

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[the-black-bulls]

HAPPIEST NEW YEAR, BC COMMUNITY (and BBs fans) 🌅🎊

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[theautisticfroglord]

technically yes, charmy, william's up there

[cringeyvanillamilk]

Consider this: What if the Wizard Kings got a second chance in life?

I like to think that Edward would later become a member of the Black Bulls. He vibes with them so much and is already ready to die for them. They really need a GILF grandpa figure. 👀

[radicalgraff]

"This barbie hates cops"

Seen in Brooklyn, New York

[theautisticfroglord]

WHO LET HENRY LISTEN TO MCR

[yugiohz]

[yugiohz]

no offense to anyone personally but I think we are way too used to and comfortable with weekly releases and if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems like most of you aren’t even patient enough to wait for the official release date my point is this industry moves way too quickly

[journeysendinlovers]

The way that people treat with the medium of manga is interesting and sad because a lot of mangaka are disabled and becoming disabled because of the intense workload. The grace extended to legendary author-artists like Togashi should be how all these artists are treated, and more. Your favorite artists are destroying themselves to create the pages you consume and make judgments on and they deserve to take the time their bodies need to recover from these efforts. The weekly release schedule is literally hurting artists.