Cat Learns to Write

I am an adult struggling through and just so happen to have a degree in writing. Maybe one day I'll use all this stuff I'm collecting about human nature to write something amazing. See cawtchlin for fandom, yesthisiscawtchlin for animals but mostly doggos, and ask if you want my personal.

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[humanity-shines]

I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men

[pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate]

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[mens-rights-activia]

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

[oppositionresearch]

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

[deactivating-this-account-deact]

tbh these are pretty funny as someone who grew up catholic

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I like how this post went from taking a hot dump on Christians to showing how funny Christian memes are.

[ging-gum]

[accras]

The human body is amazing [x]

[perks-of-being-chelle]

Wow. And how??

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

[transgirl-link]

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

[salty-dracon]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

[lesbianrey]

corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid

[theconqueeror]

no gifs can do this scene justice

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[adora-korra]

is there a German word for when you’re kicking a rock along a trail and eventually it’s come so far with you that you now have an emotional attachment to it

[chrissongzzz]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

“Crystal was concerned th-”

“She should be.”

[africanaquarian]

she hit that “mm.” that’s how you know she was done

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[misplacedsp-ace]

👏or👏putting👏hand👏claps👏 between👏words👏to👏show👏 importance👏

[tntwme]

*smirk*

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

new housegods: technology

[cottoncandywoof]

So you’re telling me that the most superstitious people in this world are scientists

[filibusterfrog]

halflings love their new giant children

[stimman4000]

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[natural-selections]

[stromcuzewon]

[pumbcakes]

thee knoweth i hadst to doth t to those folk