Chicken Nugget😍

23 years young

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[landunderthewave]

White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.

White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.

Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?

Man: I sure fucking did.

*both laughing*

Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.

Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.

[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

[to-her-that-knocketh]

MOTHERLAND: Fort Salem // Raylla - 1 x 01

I know a way. Tell me.

[iglovequotes]

https://iglovequotes.net/

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

[sparkling-b0gwater]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

gentle reminder: you’re not weak for feeling unable to cope with something. you’re not weak for being overwhelmed. you’re not weak for needing extra time. we usually don’t show these emotions to others so it’s hard to see, but you’re not alone in feeling the way you do. we can get better together.

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[supersugoiboi-deactivated202010]

[wildsunshine]

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blackqueerblog]

and the same straights say that gays shouldn’t be allowed to have kids

[catchymemes]

[mr-downer]

That’s a face of a defeated man.

[walden-west]

Half defeated, half “this sort of ridiculousness is what made me fall in love with her and I wouldn’t have it any other way”

[hplyrikz]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via hplyrikz)

[indieteen]

[laleeya]

the purest tweet

[only1600kids]

[love]

by Mansi Jikadara B