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lexie | 23 | mostly plant, sometimes a she ig | ᜉᜉᜐ ᜀᜃ̥ ᜵ ᜉ͓ᜍᜋᜒᜐ᜴᜶

[butch-columbo]

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

[spiraledfaun]

um anyway a lot of people seem to struggle with understanding that we are literally just animals who achieved so much cognition that we forget we're still animals

[smilingformoney]

for this month’s tumblr premium blaze I would like to force 2,500 people to look at my family’s new puppy. her name is mabel and she is a cutie patootie

thank you for your attention

[sivavakkiyar]

posting is like bloodletting

[flutterbvnny]

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

[what-even-is-thiss]

If nobody ever explained this to you, if someone you see a lot does something you like and you never ever tell them that, they might think you don’t like them or don’t like the things they do for you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you like your sister’s cooking and have never ever told her that, she may very well think that you hate her cooking. If you like it when your friend drives you places and you never ever thank them, they might think you’re not grateful even if you are. If you like it when your partner does this or that thing for you they won’t know that unless you tell them.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Tell people in your life hey thanks for driving me, that was a great dinner, I like your singing, thanks for helping me with that. They don’t automatically know that you appreciate what they do.

[ramblingcitrus]

Why have the Qiaos not fired this man? He is a terrible advisor, I'm not even talking about his attitude towards Manman, just in general, he is bad at his job

[xiakeponz]

委屈死了lol

[firstsensibility]

Prisoner of Beauty 一 Episode 6

[mrsreidetall]

In this house we stan Gongsun Yang, officially employed as Advisor to The Wei State but more importantly known for being the best Marriage Counsellor/ Couples Therapist/ Chemistry Detector and Protector/ Guide to An Ideal Marriage in all 5(?) states

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[c-rowlesdraws]

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

[wagyusaichi]

Guess who I saw today

[c-rowlesdraws]

WHAT THE HELL THERE'S SO MANY??

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[tall]

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[wholesalemagnesiumoxide]

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

[rslashrats]

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

[carl-lenn]

Theyre being so mean to her