醉里挑灯犯贱 👁️👄👁️

often never serious | professional 摸er of 鱼 | mostly cdramas, etc 砸了那汤碗是我要记得你，不上望乡台是让你忘了我

[xiakeponz]

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你howdy i'm Ponz, mostly hanging about various discords as Ponz (I don't have consistent handles anywhere let's do our best to remember what I go by, I don't remember a lot of the time.)

Not sure what I am doing here yet actually, maybe a bit (a lot) of cdrama, but also 诗club poetry things, translations when the fancy strikes etc. Some stuff from me below:

Currently watching 逐玉 / Pursuit of Jade, translation-related tags below:

Pursuit of Jade Translation notes general catch-all tag (here)

Classical Chinese / Poetry-specific notes (here)

Other tags:

Non c-drama specific translation notes (here)

苍兰诀 chapter 1 translation (that time I felt like tl'ing LBFAD)

唐诗寒武纪 book excerpt translation (about how poetry was lost)

TV shows watched by Diaspora in the 90's (community ref post)

I've been subtitling Liu Yuning live streams here and there @liuyuningfansubs

!!! SOKP LAWYER AU (totally not created as a type of therapy for me and renewed ahem)

SOKP Lawyer AU (lmao) with @ renewedmotionforjudgment (we are just two lawyers messing around with a law au 💀)

Poetry Server

((@wrecklwj and I also spun up a cheeky chinese poetry discord where we meme and study chinese poetry weekly, the more the merrier so if you are interested give me or Jing a DM!))

Currently catching up on some Zhang Linghe dramas I will never be free of him🐄 入坑了。

[xiakeponz]

ive been too busy to catch up on recent cdramas but i'm thriving on all my cdrama friends here hatemaxxing on ashes to crown, every episode review on my dash is a delight to me it's almost like I am watching the show myself 🌝 mwa

[decomposedmaw]

Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[grey-dungeon]

Restricting the biblical levels of greed contained within every pet cat

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Send help! A male lead is doing things that aren't "green flag"

Oh nos guys! (Source)

This post is interesting to me because I'm like, "Yeah, those are very possessive statements and are red flags, and somehow you want to be talked out of it? So you can go on believing he's green? Like is that the goal here?"

Edit: it gets better! (Worse)

Everyone is colour blind

[xiakeponz]

anyone been to chongqing/chengdu lately? please give me recs for things to eat and do ... i finally locked in booked tickets ... cdrama friends plssss 🫶

[tomorrowsdrama]

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My boyfriend sent me this video and:

1. Omfg that’s terrifying. I do not envy Zhang Linghe.

2. How the hell does my boyfriend know about Zhang Linghe?! It’s crazy how far Pursuit of Jade’s reach goes. I hope this doesn’t give Netflix ideas to start producing their own cdramas…

[namu-uman]

1. Wow no wonder the foundation general nonsense got so big. They were afraid of just this happening. I hope no one got seriously hurt. Edit because I just realized the phrasing here is weird: they were afraid he'd become so popular and the CCP doesn't like that lol

2. Netflix already ruined kdramas.

If they try to get their claws into cdramas too..

[renewedmotionforjudgment]

I’m reblogging for the gif 🤣🤣🤣

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[zhang-ling-he]

260517 | Zhang Linghe Studio

[hyog-blog]

"Jiang Qiaoxi." "Yes?" "Nothing. Just checking you're still there." "I'm not going anywhere."

[xiakeponz]

A splendid match ep 26 Ye Xian ?? Wtf is this 2ML, he's so bad, like, he was never even close to the same level as CYY and now he's crashing out and threatening assault because the girl he likes, doesn't like him etc etc (yes I know he's even more triggered that she likes CYY etc) but . He isn't scheming or evil or anything, he's just arrogant and boring... his level of emotional maturity doesn't even make him a compelling or interesting 2ML, there was nothing there between him and FL? and he's being an immature brat about it. Just because he helped FL out and has improved himself somewhat (from being an arrogant useless rich layabout with victim mentality to actually trying to help himself and his family) does not entitle him to the FL's affections lol

[xiakeponz]

are the guys in this drama actually stupid... ye xian is an exhausting condescending tsundere, xuan qing actively rejected the FL's advances... and now they're both like. what ???? She likes Chen Yan Yun? The accomplished, smart, Good, handsome Chen yanyun? How could she like him?????

[xiakeponz]

A splendid match ep 26 Ye Xian ?? Wtf is this 2ML, he's so bad, like, he was never even close to the same level as CYY and now he's crashing out and threatening assault because the girl he likes, doesn't like him etc etc (yes I know he's even more triggered that she likes CYY etc) but . He isn't scheming or evil or anything, he's just arrogant and boring... his level of emotional maturity doesn't even make him a compelling or interesting 2ML, there was nothing there between him and FL? and he's being an immature brat about it. Just because he helped FL out and has improved himself somewhat (from being an arrogant useless rich layabout with victim mentality to actually trying to help himself and his family) does not entitle him to the FL's affections lol

[duncan-rohanne]

Zhang Ruonan as Huo Linglong in ZHAN ZHAO ADVENTURES

[bearerina]

this cracked me up, relatable king lmaooo. the "what the fuuuuuuckkkk" eyeball gymnastics after giving his evil(?) boss a perfect corporate drone answer to a gotcha question, oh i get you chen yanyun I GET YOUUUUUUUU

[xiakeponz]

"She went to Ye Xian for help?????"

lmaoooooo triggered

[xiakeponz]

lol the next thing he does is start scheming immediately how to professionally+publicly mog her dad, lmaooo sooo is this the first time he addresses her as 锦朝 Jin Zhao (name only, no titles), wow it sounds like they're very close or something 😂🫪 好啊三爷 @renewedmotionforjudgment

[xiakeponz]

"She went to Ye Xian for help?????"

lmaoooooo triggered

[ronandhermy]

Ms. Gu: I miss the lantern festivals at New Years, and the iron-flower fireworks, which are banned in the capital. And I miss my grandmother and Tongzhou and want to return soon.

Daddy Chen: Let me just casually use this propaganda opportunity from my mentor to use state funds to bring back the lantern festival for New Years. Oh, and there will be iron-flower fireworks as well. Did I mention my ancestral home is in Tongzhou and your grandmother, whom I know you are close with, is managing it? I mention this for no reason. No reason at all. Totally not because if you married me you could go to Tongzhou and see your grandmother as you wished. Totally not implying how much better your life could be as my wife. Not at all. I'm just saying this and doing all of this, casually.