[unresisted]

this is where I’ve been all day

[v0dkacliff0rd-deactivated201406]

u r 2 cute

[fuuuuuuuuud-deactivated20180718]

you perfect eyebrowed biotch

[unresisted]

my eyebrows are what I live for tyy

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

[rexuality]

[meladoodle]

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

[queefito-deactivated20130405]

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

[taurusgirl13-deactivated2014081]

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards

[trashbat]

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

[harrystyles420]

"would you let harry sty-"

yes

[ipoetried]

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

[flirtytwink]

When I get an apartment I wanna live on the highest story bc I am above everyone else

[absentions]

college: where you skip class to study for the class

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

will.i.pm

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

Weird to think that if you go any deeper than 100 feet, the ocean turns to Pepsi and that’s why sharks are so strong and cool

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

[snorlaxatives]

one time me and my friend went to mcdonalds and it was like 10:00 at night and we walked up to the door and pulled it and it didn’t open so we were like “hmm weird i guess they’re closed” so we left and as we were driving away we realized the employees were in there laughing at us and the door was a push door

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[beesintophats-deactivated201705]

*be attractive

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

no im pretty sure i said

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me